6 Ho, Ho, Oh!

CHAPTER 6 HO, HO, OH! That evening there's a movie on the horror channel called Santa Claws. It's about a monster who goes out for a slay ride. I'VE SEEN THIS ONE

I turn to another channel. There's a musical on called Santa Jaws. It's about an overweight shark with a beard that goes out caroling. OH, COME YE MERRY GENTLEMEN...

All the other channels are full of ads telling me about things I need to buy. Somehow, I don't think they've caught the spirit of the season. GIVE HER A DIAMOND RING. A NEW CAR SAYS, "I LOVE YOU." SURPRISE HER WITH A MINK COAT. YUM!

THANK YOU. I think Christmas should be a celebration... not a sell-ebration I press the pause button. I need a Santa pause. GADS... FEED ME!