6 Ho, Ho, Oh!

CHAPTER 6 HO, HO, OH! That evening there's a movie on the horror channel called Santa Claws. It's about a monster who goes out for a slay ride. I'VE SEEN THIS ONE

第六章嗬，嗬，嗬！那天晚上，恐怖频道有一部电影叫《圣诞魔爪》。 它讲的是一个怪物出去兜风的故事。 我看过这个

I turn to another channel. There's a musical on called Santa Jaws. It's about an overweight shark with a beard that goes out caroling. OH, COME YE MERRY GENTLEMEN...

我转到另一个频道。 有部音乐剧叫《圣诞老人大白鲨》 讲的是一条长着胡子的超重鲨鱼出去唱圣诞颂歌。 啊，来吧，快乐的先生们……

All the other channels are full of ads telling me about things I need to buy. Somehow, I don't think they've caught the spirit of the season. GIVE HER A DIAMOND RING. A NEW CAR SAYS, "I LOVE YOU." SURPRISE HER WITH A MINK COAT. YUM!

其他频道都是广告，告诉我需要买什么东西。 不知怎么的，我觉得他们没有抓住这个季节的精神。 送她一枚钻石戒指。一辆新车在说：“我爱你。” 用貂皮大衣给她一个惊喜。 YUM !

THANK YOU. I think Christmas should be a celebration... not a sell-ebration I press the pause button. I need a Santa pause. GADS... FEED ME!

谢谢你！我认为圣诞节应该是一个庆祝活动…… 我按下暂停键。 我需要一个圣诞老人的停顿。迦得…… 喂我!