4 What Is This Thing Called Love

CHAPTER 4 WHAT IS THIS THING CALLED LOVE? That evening I watch some TV and try to find out what love is. I watch The Love Boat, Love Story, and The Valentine's Day Massacre. I'M GOING TO BE SICK.

Boy, love is messy. I'd like to go to Tibet and sit in a cave until Valentine's Day is over. I'll come back for Christmas.