13 Cut to the Quick

CHAPTER 13 CUT TO THE QUICK On the school bus in the morning, Tiffany is sitting between Eric and Derrick. She's smiling at both of them and doesn't even notice when I get on. I sit down two rows behind them. Eric is telling her jokes. She's laughing. How could they do this to me? I hate Eric. His jokes aren't even funny. Besides, I've heard them all before.

早上，在校车上，蒂芙尼坐在埃里克和德里克之间。 她对着他们俩微笑，甚至没有注意到我上了车。 我坐在他们后面两排。 埃里克正在给她讲笑话。 她的笑。他们怎么能这样对我？ 我讨厌埃里克。他的笑话一点都不好笑。 再说，我以前都听过了。

Derrick is showing off. He's pulling out all his baseball cards. I'll really hate him if he shows her his 1952 Mickey Mantle rookie card. Then I'm sunk. HEY, TIFFANY, WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A PIG WITH A FROG? WOW! THIS IS MY FAVORITE. OH. NO.

德里克在炫耀。他把所有的棒球卡都拿出来了。 如果他给她看他1952年的米奇·曼特尔新秀卡，我会恨死他的。 那我就完蛋了。嘿，蒂凡尼，如果你把猪和青蛙杂交，你会得到什么？ 哇!这是我的最爱。哦。 否。

Tiffany doesn't even turn around to look at me. Now I hate her. When the school bus stops, I walk right by her. I'll show her!

蒂芙尼甚至都不回头看我一眼。 现在我恨她了。当校车停下来时，我从她身边走过。 我让她看看！

I won't even say, "Hello!" if she says, "Hello!" She doesn't even bother. That's it—we're through! The dragons can have her. She can climb up her own mountains. She can swim across her own seas. I want a divorce! GET HER! HUBIE, SAVE ME!

如果她说“你好”我都不会说“你好”她甚至都懒得麻烦。 够了，我们完了！龙可以带走她。 她能爬上自己的山。 她能游过自己的海域。 我要离婚！得到她!胡比，救救我！