1 Love, Yuck!

BLACK LAGOON ADVENTURES VALENTINE'S DAY FROM THE BLACK LAGOON

黑泻湖冒险情人节从黑泻湖

CHAPTER 1 LOVE, YUCK! Valentine's Day is a week away. Mrs. Green says we're going to have a party. And if that's not bad enough, we have to exchange valentine cards—with girls! Yuck! I'm too young for this. I know how it goes. First you give a girl a valentine card, then she wants to hold your hand, and before you know it-you're married.

第一章爱，恶心！还有一周就是情人节了。 格林太太说我们要举行一个聚会。 如果这还不够糟糕的话，我们还得交换情人节卡片——和女孩！讨厌的东西!我太年轻了。 我知道是怎么回事。首先你给一个女孩一张情人节卡片，然后她想握住你的手，在你意识到之前，你已经结婚了。

And what if I give one to a girl who doesn't give me one back? Oh, the pain! Oh, the hurt! Oh, the embarrassment! Oh, the rejection! Maybe I can be out sick on Friday... HEARTSICK! LIBBY, I MADE A SPECIAL VALENTINE FOR YOU. THANKS, HAROLD. OH, I MEAN, HUBIE.

如果我给了一个女孩而她不回我呢？ 哦，痛苦！哦，好痛！哦，尴尬！哦，被拒绝了！也许我周五可以请病假…… 沮丧的!莉比，我为你做了一个特别的情人节礼物。 谢谢你,哈罗德。哦，我是说，老公。