3 Unfair

CHAPTER 3 UNFAIR When I get home, I watch a video—My Fair Lady. It doesn't help much. Then I listen to the weather report...fair with a chance of showers. I've got fairs on the brain. Train fares, plane fares, bus fares, pharaohs, and good fairies.

I fall asleep watching a Ferris wheel go around. Suddenly I'm at a fair. I'm walking down the midway. It has a lot of booths. I walk up to one. It's an alligator- kissing booth. No thanks. At the next booth, I get to slam-dunk an elephant into a basketball hoop.

Then there's a booth to bob for piranhas. If you survive that, you get to wrestle a bear. There are also booths for throwing marshmallows at balloons and for floating feathers in milk bottles. So far, I have not won anything. GRRRR

Suddenly I'm in a gigantic fish bowl. Kids are trying to win me. They're throwing ping-pong balls that are bouncing all around. This is not fun. So I climb out of the bowl and go to buy a hotdog. But it's Tailspin in a bun.

Then I buy some cotton candy, but it's made of real cotton. I wake up and see that I'm chewing on my pillow. YUCK!