3 Unfair

CHAPTER 3 UNFAIR When I get home, I watch a video—My Fair Lady. It doesn't help much. Then I listen to the weather report...fair with a chance of showers. I've got fairs on the brain. Train fares, plane fares, bus fares, pharaohs, and good fairies.

第三章不公平当我回到家，我看了一部录影带——《窈窕淑女》。 这没什么用。然后我听天气预报……天气晴朗，可能有阵雨。 我脑子里有东西。 火车费，飞机票费，公共汽车费，法老，还有仙女。

I fall asleep watching a Ferris wheel go around. Suddenly I'm at a fair. I'm walking down the midway. It has a lot of booths. I walk up to one. It's an alligator- kissing booth. No thanks. At the next booth, I get to slam-dunk an elephant into a basketball hoop.

看着摩天轮转来转去，我睡着了。 突然间我来到了一个集市。我正走在中途。 它有很多摊位。我走到一个。 这是一个吻鳄亭。 不,谢谢。在下一个摊位，我可以把一头大象灌篮进篮筐里。

Then there's a booth to bob for piranhas. If you survive that, you get to wrestle a bear. There are also booths for throwing marshmallows at balloons and for floating feathers in milk bottles. So far, I have not won anything. GRRRR

然后有个摊位卖食人鱼。 如果你能活下来，你就能和熊摔跤了。 还有向气球投掷棉花糖和在牛奶瓶中漂浮羽毛的摊位。 到目前为止，我还没有赢得任何东西。 GRRRR

Suddenly I'm in a gigantic fish bowl. Kids are trying to win me. They're throwing ping-pong balls that are bouncing all around. This is not fun. So I climb out of the bowl and go to buy a hotdog. But it's Tailspin in a bun.

突然间我就在一个巨大的鱼缸里。 孩子们都想赢我。 他们在扔乒乓球，到处弹跳。 这一点都不好玩。于是我从碗里爬出来，去买一个热狗。 但这是一团糟。

Then I buy some cotton candy, but it's made of real cotton. I wake up and see that I'm chewing on my pillow. YUCK!

然后我买了一些棉花糖，但它是用真正的棉花做的。 我醒来发现自己在啃枕头。 讨厌的东西!