10 The Slam Dunk

CHAPTER 10 THE SLAM DUNK Now the teachers start trying to sink me. Miss La Note, my music teacher, sings and misses. Then Miss Swamp, my art teacher, draws a blank when she throws. Even, Ms. Pluggins, the new computer teacher, takes a shot and short-circuits. I CAME CLOSE. I CAME CLOSER. I HIT THE TARGET, BUT NOT HARD ENOUGH.

第十章灌篮现在老师们开始想把我灌篮。 我的音乐老师拉·Note小姐唱歌和唱歌。 然后，我的美术老师斯玛姆斯小姐扔东西的时候，脑子一片空白。 就连新来的电脑老师Pluggins女士，也打了一枪，短路了。 我差一点就成功了。我走近了。 我击中了目标，但力度不够。

Finally, Mr. Bender buys a chance. I think he remembered that I was the guy who hit him with the pie at the County Fair! He misses, too. PHEW! DETERMINED LOOK LOOK AT THAT WIND-UP. GREAT FORM SINCE YOU'RE THE PRINCIPAL, YOU CAN CROSS THE LINE.

最后，本德先生买了一个机会。 我想他记得我就是那个在县里集市上用派砸他的人！他也错过了。 唷!坚定的看那发条。 你是校长，表现很好，你可以越界。

I'm feeling really good. I've beat the system. No one is in line anymore. I do a little victory dance on my chair.

我感觉很好。我已经打败了体制。 没有人再排队了。 我在椅子上跳了一段胜利之舞。

I have a big, dry smile. Just as I am getting ready to climb down, I see something moving by the mousetrap. Oh, no! A mouse! INTERESTING.

我有一个大大的干笑。正当我准备爬下来的时候，我看到捕鼠器旁边有东西在动。 哦,不!一只老鼠!有趣。

The little rodent puts one foot on the trap and —WHAM! I'm in the water, and so is the mouse! He's a pretty good swimmer. The water is not so cold. In fact, it's kind of fun. Everyone applauds as the mouse and I swim around. We're the hit of the school carnival and even get our picture taken for the paper. I hope we're on the front page. The headline will probably read: BIG AND LITTLE DIPPERS.

小老鼠把一只脚放在陷阱上，砰！我在水里，老鼠也在水里！他游泳游得很好。 水不那么冷。事实上，这是一种乐趣。 当老鼠和我游来游去时，每个人都鼓掌。 我们是学校狂欢节的主角，甚至还上了报纸。 我希望我们能上头版。 标题可能会是：大北斗七星和小北斗七星。

CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! AWESOME! BRAVO! YEAH!

鼓掌!鼓掌!鼓掌!太棒了!万岁!是啊!