7 Pick on Me!

CHAPTER 7 PICK ON ME! THEY DIDN'T NOTICE MY PECS. I'm in training. I mean I played with my electric train for hours. Nobody at school notices my new muscles, but I know they're under my shirt somewhere. Coach Kong says it's time to choose teams for tomorrow's field day.

第七章找我麻烦！他们没有注意到我的胸肌。 我在训练。我是说我玩电动火车玩了好几个小时。 学校里没有人注意到我的新肌肉，但我知道它们就在我衬衫下面的某个地方。 孔教练说是时候为明天的比赛挑选队伍了。

Eric and Derek are the captains. We all line up and they flip a coin to see who goes first. Eric wins and picks Freddy, who now can get twenty-six pieces of bubble gum into his mouth. I flex my bicep, but Derek picks Randy because he's the fastest kid in class. Then I flex my abs, and Eric picks me because he's my best friend.

埃里克和德里克是队长。 我们都排好队，他们掷硬币看谁先走。 埃里克赢了，他选择了弗雷迪，弗雷迪现在可以把26块泡泡糖塞进嘴里。 我锻炼了二头肌，但德里克选择了兰迪，因为他是班里跑得最快的孩子。 然后我秀了秀腹肌，埃里克选我是因为他是我最好的朋友。

That just leaves Doris and Penny. Doris weighs more than Penny, so we could use her as an anchor for our team. Well, Derek picks her, and Penny joins our team. She's very thin. Maybe we could use her as a rope—that might be helpful!

只剩下桃瑞丝和佩妮了。 多丽丝比佩妮重，所以我们可以用她做我们团队的锚。 德里克选她，佩妮加入我们。 她很瘦。也许我们可以把她当绳子用——也许会有帮助！

I wish Superman or The Hulk was on our team. Oh well, we'll have to do our best without them. After school, I ride my bike to a local gym. Standing by the door, I watch other people work out. Boy, they sweat a lot. They smell, too! YUCK! PEW

我希望超人或绿巨人在我们队。 哦，好吧，没有他们，我们只好尽力而为了。 放学后，我骑自行车去当地的健身房。 站在门边，我看着别人锻炼。 天啊，他们出了很多汗。它们也有味道！讨厌的东西!皮尤

Then I ride over to the health food store and breathe in the air. I hope some of it will make me healthier and stronger.

然后我骑到健康食品商店，呼吸空气。 我希望其中的一些能让我更健康、更强壮。

I'm doing everything I can do to get into shape. I even read my Wimpflex book- let over again. I hope that is some sort of exercise. Afterward, I watch a bodybuilding movie and pray that my muscles can see how rock-hard they should be. I hope that I am ready for tomorrow. LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND. COOL.

我在尽我所能保持体形。 我甚至读了我的Wimpflex书——再读一遍。 我希望这是一种练习。 之后，我看了一部健美电影，祈祷我的肌肉能看到它们应该有多坚硬。 我希望我已经为明天做好了准备。 让我帮你一把。酷。