1 The Agony of Da-feet

BLACK LAGOON ADVENTURES #6 THE FIELD DAY FROM THE BLACK LAGOON

黑泻湖冒险#6：从黑泻湖出发的野外活动

CHAPTER 1 THE AGONY OF DA-FEET Coach Kong marches us into the gym and lines us up. He paces back and forth, holding his clipboard. "Next Friday, we're having a field day," he declares. He reads off some of the events from his list. I nervously start picking at the rubber on my sneakers. It sounds like the script for an action movie. "Parachute," says Coach Kong. Do we have to jump out of an airplane? GET THE LEAD OUT!

第一章大脚的痛苦孔教练领着我们走进体育馆，让我们排好队。 他拿着写字板来回踱步。 “下周五，我们将进行实地考察，”他宣布。 他从清单上读出一些事件。 我紧张地开始抠我运动鞋上的橡胶。 这听起来像是动作片的剧本。 “降落伞，”孔教练说。 我们一定要跳出飞机吗？ 把铅拿出来！

"Obstacle course," he continues. Do we have to run through fire, leap over lions, hop over hippos, skip through snakes, and tiptoe around tigers?

“障碍赛，”他继续说道。 我们必须穿过火堆，跳过狮子，跳过河马，跳过蛇，踮着脚尖绕过老虎吗？

Then there's Charlie Over the Water. They fill a big tank with hungry sharks and throw us in. That gets you ready for the One- Legged Race. I don't think I field so good. I ask Coach Kong if everyone has to be at the field day. He just laughs and says, "It'll be a day you'll never forget."

还有《水上查理》。 他们在一个大水箱里装满了饥饿的鲨鱼，然后把我们扔进去。 这能让你为单腿赛跑做好准备。 我觉得我打得不太好。 我问孔教练是不是每个人都要参加运动会。 他只是笑着说：“这将是你永远不会忘记的一天。”