9 Too Many Me's

CHAPTER 9 TOO MANY ME'S CLONING LAUGH MACHINE WHICH SCIENCE PROJECT DO YOU THINK HUBIE SHOULD DO? CHOOSE ONE On the school bus ride home, I still can't decide whether I should clone myself or build a laugh machine. While I look out the bus window, I start to daydream about the science fair. But it's more like a day-mare!

第九章太多我的克隆笑机你认为hubie应该做哪个科学项目？ 选择一个在回家的校车上，我仍然无法决定是克隆自己还是造一个笑机。 当我看着车窗外的时候，我开始做着关于科学展览的白日梦。 但它更像是一只白天的母马！

I'm running on the playground. It's a bright, sunny day. I'm feeling good, but all of a sudden I bump into me. "Why don't you look where I'm going?" I ask. "Why don't you?" I reply.

我在操场上跑步。 这是一个阳光明媚的日子。我感觉很好，但是突然间我撞上了我自己。 “你为什么不看看我要去哪里？”我问。 “你为什么不呢？”我回答道。

We begin to argue, and a third me comes over to settle the fight, but he agrees with both of us. So we call over a fourth me. He's no help, either, and soon we're surrounded by a crowd of me's. I ask, "Why don't we go play basketball?" But I can't seem to agree with myself.

我们开始争吵，第三个人过来想要解决这场争吵，但他同意我们俩的意见。 所以我们叫来第四个我。 他也帮不上忙，很快我们就被一群“我”包围了。 我问：“我们为什么不去打篮球呢？”但我似乎不能同意自己的看法。

Eleven me's want to play baseball, and I just want to wake up! Suddenly, the bus horn honks and all the other me's vanish. I wipe my brow and decide not to clone myself. I look back into the window for a sec- ond opinion, but luckily I agree with me.

11岁的我想打棒球，而我只想醒来！突然，公共汽车的喇叭响了，其他所有的人都消失了。 我擦了擦眉毛，决定不克隆自己。 我回头看了看窗外，想听听别人的意见，但幸运的是，我同意了自己的看法。