5 A Sci-Five

CHAPTER 5 A SCI-FIVE I'M SAVING YOU FOR A SNACK. COOL. I turn on the TV and start watching the Sci Fi Channel. Mom tells me to do my homework. I tell her that I'm doing research!

第五章科幻片我要留你吃点心。 酷。我打开电视，开始看科幻频道。 妈妈叫我做作业。 我告诉她我在做研究！

HEY! There's a movie on called Invasion of the Potty Snatchers. It's about these Martians that come to Earth to steal all the toilets. I hope it has a happy ending. FLUSH!

嘿!有部电影叫《厕所劫持者》 讲的是火星人来地球偷厕所的故事。 我希望它有一个快乐的结局。 冲水!

At the end of the movie, the Martians flip their lids, learn to play kazoos, and join a Martian band. They wind up playing at halftime in the Super Bowl, where they're flushed with ending.

在电影的最后，火星人掀开了他们的盖子，学会了演奏卡祖笛，并加入了一个火星乐队。 他们在超级碗中场休息时结束了比赛，在那里他们被结局冲昏了头脑。

Next there's a movie about a mad scientist, Dr. Midas. Everything he touches turns to gold, so he runs for president, shakes a lot of hands, and becomes very rich. Unfortunately, he makes a bad investment when he picks his nose.

接下来是一部关于疯狂科学家的电影。 大富翁。他摸到的每样东西都变成了金子，所以他竞选总统，和很多人握手，变得非常富有。 不幸的是，当他挖鼻子的时候，他做了一个糟糕的投资。

After that, there's another movie called Eggs-tra Terrestrial, about a hen-pecked husband who creates a giant chicken. Right before he takes over the world, he drowns in a large omelette. The police suspect fowl play.

在那之后，又有一部电影叫《地球之蛋》，讲的是一个怕老婆的丈夫创造了一只巨大的鸡。 就在他统治世界之前，他被一个大煎蛋卷淹没了。 警方怀疑是鸡在玩。

Next there's The Brainiac, about a guy who turns ants into gi-ants. It's no picnic for him when they eat him out of house and home... and then eat him. He should have turned them into uncles. Mom grabs the remote and beams me up to bed. If I only had my clone...

接下来是《The Brainiac》，讲的是一个把蚂蚁变成巨型蚂蚁的人。 当他们把他吃得倾家荡产时，对他来说可不容易。 然后吃掉他。他应该把他们变成叔叔。 妈妈抓起遥控器，把我送到床上。 如果我有我的克隆体……