5 A Sci-Five

CHAPTER 5 A SCI-FIVE I'M SAVING YOU FOR A SNACK. COOL. I turn on the TV and start watching the Sci Fi Channel. Mom tells me to do my homework. I tell her that I'm doing research!

HEY! There's a movie on called Invasion of the Potty Snatchers. It's about these Martians that come to Earth to steal all the toilets. I hope it has a happy ending. FLUSH!

At the end of the movie, the Martians flip their lids, learn to play kazoos, and join a Martian band. They wind up playing at halftime in the Super Bowl, where they're flushed with ending.

Next there's a movie about a mad scientist, Dr. Midas. Everything he touches turns to gold, so he runs for president, shakes a lot of hands, and becomes very rich. Unfortunately, he makes a bad investment when he picks his nose.

After that, there's another movie called Eggs-tra Terrestrial, about a hen-pecked husband who creates a giant chicken. Right before he takes over the world, he drowns in a large omelette. The police suspect fowl play.

Next there's The Brainiac, about a guy who turns ants into gi-ants. It's no picnic for him when they eat him out of house and home... and then eat him. He should have turned them into uncles. Mom grabs the remote and beams me up to bed. If I only had my clone...