13 Our Invention Convention

CHAPTER 13 OUR INVENTION CONVENTION BACK, Boy BACK! All the kids are standing by their projects. There are lots of cool things to see. I hope people like my laugh machine. Instead of Frankenstein, Eric brought in his dog, Butch, who has a bolt in his collar.

第13章我们的发明大会回来了，孩子回来了！所有的孩子都在坚持他们的项目。 有很多很酷的东西可以看。 我希望人们喜欢我的笑机。 埃里克带来的不是弗兰肯斯坦，而是他的狗布奇，它的项圈里有一个螺栓。

I see Derek is not invisible, but he's handing out blindfolds to everyone. "Put them on," he smiles. We do. "Now can you see me?" he asks. "No," we answer. "Eureka!" he shouts. Penny has taped together ten toilet paper tubes and hung a paper star on the end. Randy pushes a button and his rocket falls over. "It's rocket roll," he says. Freddy has a sign that his time machine is in the future and won't be back until tomorrow. And Doris still isn't showing her project to anybody.

我知道德里克不是隐形的，但他给每个人发眼罩。 “把它们穿上，”他笑着说。我们所做的。 “现在你能看见我了吗？”他问。 “不，”我们回答。“找到了！”他喊道。 佩妮把十个厕纸筒粘在一起，并在筒尾挂了一个纸星星。 兰迪按下一个按钮，他的火箭掉了下来。 他说：“这就像火箭滚。” 弗雷迪有一个迹象表明他的时间机器在未来，直到明天才会回来。 多丽丝还没把她的项目给任何人看。

WE CAN'T SEE YOU. I'M RIGHT HERE, SILLY. THERE I SEE IT. THAT'S PLUTO. NO, PEEKING HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. AWESOME! COOL, MEOW. IT'S CLOSED. DON'T TOUCH. I NEED MORE TIME.

我们看不见你。我就在这儿，傻瓜。 我看到了。这是冥王星。 不，偷窥休斯顿，我们有麻烦了。 太棒了!酷,喵。它是封闭的。 不要碰。我需要更多的时间。

I guess it's time for my laugh machine. I turn around and open my backpack. I put on my googly eyes, my vampire fangs, my picnic plate ears, and my propeller beanie. I twirl my propeller, stick my finger in my nose, spin around three times, cross my eyes, press my belly button and... burp!

我想是时候用我的笑声机了。 我转过身，打开背包。 我戴上了我的大眼睛，我的吸血鬼尖牙，我的野餐盘耳，还有我的螺旋桨帽。 我转动螺旋桨，把手指伸进鼻子，转三圈，对眼，按下肚脐，然后…… 打嗝!

Everyone laughs, even Mrs. Green. She awards me a special prize for the "Silliest Invention." VERY CREATIVE, HUBIE. YEAH YEAH CLAP CLAP BRAVO

大家都笑了，连格林太太也笑了。 她给我颁发了“最愚蠢的发明”特别奖 很有创意，老兄。耶，耶，拍，拍，好

KIDS, WAKE UP. WE'RE HERE. Hey, science is a blast! Maybe next year we'll have our science fair on the moon, and I'll be an astro-nut!

孩子们，醒醒。我们在这里。 嘿，科学太棒了！也许明年我们会在月球上举办科学博览会，我就会成为一名天文爱好者！