12 Brainstorm!

CHAPTER 12 BRAINSTORM! YES! While I'm brushing my teeth, I suddenly have it! Yes! It will work. I high-five the mirror and get to work.

By 11:00 a.m., I'm putting on the finishing touches. I print LAUGH MACHINE on my T-shirt. The science fair is at 1:00 p.m. I put on my backpack and I'm ready to roll. I sit in the van and feel like I'm driving into the future. If I win first prize at the science fair, I'll go on to become a famous fizzy-cist and invent lots of neat stuff.

And my best invention will be my Lazy-ier Ray. When people get excited and want to fight, I'll zap them with my Lazy-ier Ray and they'll just yawn and go back to bed. I'll call it the Have-A-Nice- Day Ray and I will win the No Bell Pizza Prize. We pull up at school. I get out of the van and walk into the gym with confidence. NO BELL PIZZA PRIZE WINNER THANK YOU! HOLD THE ANCHOVIES! YEA! YEA. BRAVO!