10 Genius at Work

CHAPTER 10 GENIUS AT WORK When I get off the bus, I go straight home from school and get to work. I realize that if I cloned myself, I would have to share my allowance. Bummer! THANKS FOR THE DOLLAR. DRAT.

So I'm going for the laugh machine. I mess up my hair, put on my crazy eyeball glasses, my white laugh coat, and go into my laughratory. Maybe I'll just begin with a giggle machine or a chuckle box and work my way up. I squirt my dad's shaving cream on top of my head. I rub my mom's lipstick on the end of my nose. I look in the mirror and chuckle.

But when I go outside and show my dog, Tailspin, he just runs and hides. I show my mom, and she just tells me to go wash my face for dinner. Oh, well, back to the drawing board! HUBIE TIME FOR DINNER. HOW DO I LOOK, MOM?