9 The Ballot of Hubie Cool

CHAPTER 9 THE BALLOT OF HUBIE COOL But what if I lose? To a girl? To Doris? What a bummer! I can see it now... None of my friends would ever talk to me again. No one would sit at my lunch table. I'd eat alone for the rest of my life. I couldn't ask anyone to pass the ketchup.

第九章胡比的投票很酷，但如果我输了怎么办？ 对一个女孩？多丽丝?真倒霉！我现在看到了…… 我所有的朋友都不愿再和我说话了。 没人愿意和我共进午餐。 我这辈子都要一个人吃饭了。 我不能让任何人把番茄酱递给我。

I wouldn't be popular-I'd be poop-ular. I'd be kicked off the baseball team and have to turn in my little league cap. I would have let down every boy in school and unborn generations of boys. I couldn't join the Boy Scouts. I'd better start campaigning.. now! WAY TO GO, HUBIE! You STINK! TRAITOR! ARF ARF

我不会受欢迎，我会很受欢迎。 我会被踢出棒球队，还得上交我的棒球帽。 我会让学校里的每一个男孩和未来的男孩们失望。 我不能参加童子军。 我最好开始竞选了。 现在!干得好，兄弟！你臭!叛徒!ARF ARF

THE GIRL'S LEAGUE PLAYS TOMORROW NIGHT. YOU'RE A DISGRACE! SORRY, I CAN'T ACCEPT YOUR APPLICATION

女子联盟明晚有比赛。 你真丢脸！对不起，我不能接受你的申请