5 Presidents’ Precedence

CHAPTER 5 PRESIDENTS' PRECEDENCE I go to the library, and Mrs. Beamster shows me a book about past presidents. There were lots of them and they were all famous. The first was George Washington, D.C. He never told a lie because he had wooden teeth. He couldn't lie through his teeth. That's why a bridge is named after him. YOU HAVE A NICE SMILE.

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Then there was Abraham Lincoln. He didn't lie, either. Mrs. Beamster says that he walked ten miles just to return an overdue book. He lived in Gettysburg because they said he had a Gettysburg Address! YOU'RE LATE! YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!

Then there was Teddy Roosevelt. He invented the teddy bear. I heard he belonged to a motorcycle gang called The Rough Riders. And they won the San Juan Hill climb. CHARGE!

Mrs. Beamster says that all the presidents were great men. And if I win the election, I'd be in good company. Yeah, but none of them had to run against girls!