3 A Fast Slogan

CHAPTER 3 A FAST SLOGAN Eric says that we need a campaign slogan. "What about-Vote for me?" I say. "Not enough pizzazz," says Eric. I scratch my head. "What about-I'm a resident, make me president?" I ask. "Better," says Eric. "Whoa, I think I have it. What about—Don't be a booby, vote for Hubie?!" I shout. "Bingo!" cheers Eric.

HOW ABOUT- DON'T VOTE FOR DORIS. NOT ENOUGH PIZZAZZ! GRRR.

"Now we need some posters. Doris already has some up in the hall," Eric adds. "What's her slogan?" I ask. "It's time for a change," Eric smiles. "Sounds like a diaper ad," I laugh. IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE DORIS FOR PRESIDENT