2 Candied-dates

CHAPTER 2 CANDIED-DATES Mrs. Green says we'll vote in two weeks and that we have to campaign and give speeches. This is going to be a campaign in the neck. We may even have a debate. Uh-oh, Doris is running against me. She says she wants to be the first woman president ever. That would make me the first loser ever. GIVE ME YOUR EARS... I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

Penny is going to be her campaign manager. Eric says that he'll be mine because he'd hate to see me lose to a girl. Freddy wants to be vice president because the vise is his favorite tool in woodshop. Derek wants to be secretary because it has "s-e-c-r-e-t" in it. And Randy is running for treasurer because he thinks he'll get to keep all the money. This is going to be a tough election. HUBIE'S A BIG LOSER. VOTE FOR DORIS.

HUBIE IS A COOL DUDE. HE'D MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT. A VISE HOLDS THINGS VERY TIGHT. I CAN KEEP A SECRET. ONE HUNDRED PENNIES MAKE A DOLLAR.