12 Doris’s Cool Move

CHAPTER 12 DORIS'S COOL MOVE Unfair, unfair! Doris says she's the candidate of the Birthday Party. She's buying ice cream bars for all the voters at lunch. WE LOVE YOU, DORIS. YOU'VE GOT MY VOTE. DORIS! DORIS!

第十二章多丽丝的酷招不公平，不公平！桃瑞丝说她是生日派对的候选人。 她在午餐时给所有选民买雪糕。 我们爱你，多丽丝。我投你一票。 多丽丝!多丽丝!

Everyone's lining up in drool- ing droves. My whole class. My best friends. Even Eric, my manager! I'm betrayed in the caf- eteria. I feel like that ancient Roman Emperor Julius Caesar Salad. Jabbed in the back with a dessert spoon. I feel desserted. DORIS FOR PRESIDENT!

每个人都在排队流口水。 我整个班。我最好的朋友。 甚至我的经理埃里克！我在自助餐厅被出卖了。 我感觉就像古罗马皇帝凯撒沙拉。 背后被甜点勺戳了一下。 我觉得被甜点吃了。多丽丝竞选总裁！

This is sweet-tooth politics. Underhanded. Underfooted. Un- derrated! How can she stoop so low? I better hurry before all the chocolate's gone! DORIS FOR PRESIDENT FREE ICE CREAM BARS AT LUNCH TODAY

这是爱吃甜食的政治。 狡猾的。在脚下。联合国——derrated !她怎么能弯得那么低？ 我最好快点，免得巧克力都吃光了！多丽丝竞选总统今天午餐有免费冰淇淋