12 Doris’s Cool Move

CHAPTER 12 DORIS'S COOL MOVE Unfair, unfair! Doris says she's the candidate of the Birthday Party. She's buying ice cream bars for all the voters at lunch. WE LOVE YOU, DORIS. YOU'VE GOT MY VOTE. DORIS! DORIS!

Everyone's lining up in drool- ing droves. My whole class. My best friends. Even Eric, my manager! I'm betrayed in the caf- eteria. I feel like that ancient Roman Emperor Julius Caesar Salad. Jabbed in the back with a dessert spoon. I feel desserted. DORIS FOR PRESIDENT!

This is sweet-tooth politics. Underhanded. Underfooted. Un- derrated! How can she stoop so low? I better hurry before all the chocolate's gone! DORIS FOR PRESIDENT FREE ICE CREAM BARS AT LUNCH TODAY