10 A Shake-Up

CHAPTER 10 A SHAKE-UP HELLO, VOTE FOR ME. ARF! "Now you have to go out, kiss babies, and shake hands," says Eric. "Babies can't vote! There aren't even any in school," I answer. "True, but there are lots of hands," smiles Eric.

Okay, so I go around and shake everybody's hand. I feel silly. I shake Mrs. Green's claw and Coach Kong's paw. I shake, rattle, and roll.

I even shake hands with Fester Smudge. This can't be very sani- tary.

Then I go and have a milk shake.