7 Show Biz Gossip

CHAPTER 7 SHOW BIZ GOSSIP I call all the other kids to hear how they're doing. Eric tells me all his jokes. I've heard them before. And they're about as funny as a math test.

TAKE A RIPE RED APPLE. Freddy shares his recipe for apple turnovers. It sounds like the only thing it will turn over is your stomach.

Derek says he's a little bit dizzy from all the hula-hooping. Randy the Magnificent tells me that great magicians never give away their tricks.

Penny says her lips are in a cast. She sprained them practicing. And Doris asks me if I have any feathers for her costume.

This is going to be quite a show. I can see it now...