5 Treble Trouble

CHAPTER 5 TREBLE TROUBLE The first lesson is a complete disaster. I have two left hands and they're all thumbs. I finally find the middle C and hit it with my elbow.

第一堂课完全是一场灾难。 我有两只左手，都是拇指。 我终于找到了中间的C，用我的胳膊肘打了一下。

Mrs. Fumble wears tons of perfume. She smells like a flower show. I will smell like a wedding for a week.

芬布尔太太喷了好多香水。 她闻起来像个花展。 这一周我身上都有婚礼的味道。

She's as big as a wrestler and always sits on the little piano bench with me. I can hardly see around her. And my side of the bench keeps lifting up in the air. She asks me why I want to play the piano. I say, "I don't. I'd rath- er be playing baseball." YOU'RE TERRIBLE. LOUSY GRRR

她和摔跤手一样大，总是和我一起坐在小钢琴凳上。 我几乎看不见她周围。 我那一边的长椅一直在空中举着。 她问我为什么想弹钢琴。 我说：“我不知道。我宁愿去打棒球。” 你是可怕的。烂叽阿

BEND YOUR UNTALENTED FINGERS AND PLAY.

弯曲你没有天赋的手指，演奏吧。

My mom says that one day I will be the hit of the party when I sit down to play. I don't want to be the hit of the party. I just want to get through one minute onstage. OUCH! YOU STINK

我妈妈说有一天我坐下来玩的时候会成为派对上的焦点。 我不想成为派对上的焦点。 我只想在台上撑一分钟。 哎哟!你臭