4 Mother Knows Best

CHAPTER 4 MOTHER KNOWS BEST I share my problem with my mom. BIG MISTAKE! She decides to help me.

She suggests that I do a nice little dance. NEVER! Then she says I have a sweet singing voice. FORGET IT! Next, she tells me that I have a nice smile. Couldn't I just smile for a minute? I DON'T THINK SO! Oh, Danny Boy

Now she really puts on her thinking cap. I'm in big trouble! "I know," she says. "You can learn how to play the piano." And before I can throw up or even yell, she's already calling Mrs. Fumble, the piano teacher. Oh, great, now I have to take piano lessons! FANTASTIC!