3 Star Bright

CHAPTER 3 STAR BRIGHT What am I going to do?

My major talents are very specialized. I'm a great burper. I can burp "Yankee Doodle" after drinking a soda.

I can wiggle my ears and cross my eyes at the same time. I can touch the tip of my nose with the end of my tongue. But Freddy can pick his nose!

I can squirt milk out of my nose. I did at Thanksgiving, but no one applauded. GROSS!

I can make my armpits quack like a duck. I can stand upside down if someone holds my feet. Or I can stand right side up if there's a floor.

I can tie my body in a knot. But it takes an hour to get it untied!