8 Perks

CHAPTER 8 PERKS I DON'T DO PERKY. After a truce has been declared, we go inside. Mom gives us hot apple cider and we all dry off. I take out one of my board games and we're good for another two hours. It starts to snow again so Mom says that Freddy, Eric, and Derek can stay over. Mom builds a fire in the fireplace and we all toast marshmallows and tell ghost stories. SOMETHING DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.

第八章福利我不做这种事。 宣布休战后，我们就进去。 妈妈给我们热苹果酒，我们都干了。 我拿出一个棋盘游戏，我们可以再玩两个小时。 天又开始下雪了，所以妈妈说弗雷迪、埃里克和德里克可以留下来过夜。 妈妈在壁炉里生了火，我们一起烤棉花糖，讲鬼故事。 有些事情看起来不太对劲。

I'M BAKING CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. WHO NEEDS A REFILL? IT'S YOUR MOVE, DEREK. YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE GAME. DEREK, SPIN THE SPINNER! GUYS, DON'T RUSH ME! CAN YOU USE ANOTHER EYE?

我在烤巧克力饼干。 谁还需要续杯？轮到你了，德里克。 你妨碍了比赛。 德里克，旋转旋转器！伙计们，别催我！你能用另一只眼睛吗？

I BURNT THE COOKIES, BOYS. HOW ABOUT POPCORN? I KNOW A SCARY GHOST STORY. LET'S HEAR IT. I'M NOT SCARED. THESE ARE YUMMY. CAN I TAKE A PHOTO OF YOU?

我把饼干烤焦了，孩子们。 爆米花怎么样？我知道一个恐怖的鬼故事。 让我们听听。我不害怕。 这些很好吃。我可以给你拍张照片吗？

DEREK'S SCARY GHOST STORY SAMMY WAS A LONELY GHOST. HE HAD NOBODY TO SCARE. HE PUT A HELP WANTED AD IN THE NEWSPAPER. I CAN SCARE THEM ON THE PHONE. NO ONE CALLED. I LIKE THIS STORY.

德里克的恐怖鬼故事萨米是个孤独的鬼魂。 他没有人可以吓唬。他在报纸上登了一则招聘广告。 我可以在电话里吓吓他们。 没人打电话。我喜欢这个故事。

HE PUT A SIGN ON HIS DOOR. FREE COOKIES NOBODY KNOCKED SAMMY LOOKED IN THE HALLWAY MIRROR... AND SCARED HIMSELF! THE END. THAT WASN'T A SCARY STORY. I DON'T GET IT TILL IT AGAIN.

他在门上贴了一个牌子。 免费饼干没人敲萨米看了看走廊的镜子…… 还把自己吓坏了！最后。 这不是一个可怕的故事。 直到它再次出现，我才明白。