3 The Blizzard of Oz

CHAPTER 3 THE BLIZZARD OF OZ So when I turn on the weather channel and see a winter blizzard warning for my area, I get very nervous. And when I hear that two to three feet of snow is expected, I really panic. That doesn't mean a snow day, it means a no day—nothing moves, nothing happens. SMELLS GOOD DON'T EAT ME.

JENNIFER, WHAT'S IN STORE FOR US? DAVE, THERE'S A GIANT SNOW STORM HEADING OUR WAY. SCHOOLS ARE CLOSING AND THE STATE POLICE RECOMMEND YOU STAY OFF THE ROADS. OH, NO!

MOM, IT'S HOT IN HERE. Your house becomes an igloo and your town becomes the tundra. Your life is frozen like a TV dinner. If you could have a snow day when the sun is shining and you could get out of your front door, that would be one thing. But a snow day that's full of snow is another. HELLO! HI!

TV DINNER INSTRUCTIONS; POKE HOLES THROUGH PLASTIC FILM SO THAT HUBIE AND HIS DOG CAN BREATHE. PLACE IN MICROWAVE FOR THREE MINUTES, THEN STIR UNTIL WAKENED. ASK MOM FOR HELP LET ME OUT! I'M HUNGRY.

SNOW TRAVEL THIS IS FUN! WOW! FACT: SNOW IS FLAKES OF FROZEN WATER VAPOR FROM THE SKY.