2 Dressed to the Teeth

CHAPTER 2 DRESSED TO THE TEETH I NEED TO SCRATCH MY LEG. WOOL HAT LAYERS OF ITCHY WOOL GLOVES KID SNOW SUIT WOOL-LINED BOOTS And the clothes you have to wear to go outside-you're buried in layers of itchy wool. You spend half the day zipping up zippers, snapping snaps, and buckling buckles.

我的腿要挠了。 羊毛帽子，一层又一层令人发痒的羊毛手套，雪套装，羊毛衬里的靴子，你必须穿出去的衣服，你被埋在一层又一层的令人发痒的羊毛。 你花了半天的时间拉拉链，扣扣扣扣。

MEOW. Then there's the mile-long scarf your aunt knits for you that you have to wrap around and around. And don't forget the rubber overshoes that totally resist going over shoes. How DO I LOOK?

猫叫。还有一条你阿姨为你织的一英里长的围巾，你必须一圈一圈地围着它。 别忘了橡胶套鞋，它完全可以抵抗穿鞋。 我看起来怎么样？

Last but not least, there's the wool cap, earmuffs, and mittens that cover up every last bit of you. REMOVABLE BALL THE DELUXE MODEL COMES WITH A MINI RADIO ADJUSTABLE TIGHT RUBBER OVERSHOES WATERPROOF BUT NOT SNOWPROOF Now you're a proper mummy, ready to be buried in the white tomb of winter.

最后但并非最不重要的是，羊毛帽、耳罩和连指手套会遮住你的每一个身体部位。 可移动球豪华款配有迷你收音机可调紧橡胶套鞋防水但不防雪现在你是一个真正的木乃伊，准备埋葬在冬天的白色坟墓。

And just when you get everything zipped, snapped, and buckled, you have to go to the bathroom, which means starting all over again. So by the time you're ready to go outside... it's dark. That's another thing— during the winter, the sun goes on vacation to Florida, and daylight only lasts for a couple of hours. I hate winter! HUBIE, DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? MAYBE.

当你把所有东西都拉好，扣好，扣好时，你却要去洗手间，这意味着一切都要重新开始。 所以当你准备出门的时候… 它是黑暗的。这是另一件事——在冬天，太阳去佛罗里达度假，白天只持续几个小时。 我讨厌冬天！胡比，你要去洗手间吗？ 也许吧。

CAN ERIC COME OUT AND PLAY?

埃里克能出来玩吗？