11 A School Day

CHAPTER 11 A SCHOOL DAY GROUPIES The school bus picks us up at the usual time. We all sit bundled up in stocking caps and earmuffs. The bus smells like wet wool. WHAT STINKS? HUBIE. TEE HEE.

第十一章上学日的追星族校车在平常的时间来接我们。 我们都裹得严严实实，戴着长筒袜和耳套。 公共汽车闻起来像湿羊毛。 糟透了什么?胡比-。可。

At school, Fester has turned the radiators up to full steam and the classrooms are toasty. MORE HEAT!

在学校里，费斯特把暖气开到最大，教室里暖洋洋的。 更多的热量!

NO, WE'RE NOT RELATED. Mrs. Green asks us to write a report about what we did on our snow day. This is my report, and I must admit I did have a good time. I still don't like winter, but it would be okay if it lasted for a week...If every day of that week was a snow day. THANK YOU, HUBIE. MRS. GREEN, CAN WE STAY IN OUR ROOM FOR RECESS AND YOU CAN MAKE US HOT COCOA AND READ US A SCARY GHOST STORY?

不，我们没有血缘关系。格林太太让我们写一篇关于下雪天我们做了什么的报告。 这是我的报告，我必须承认我确实玩得很开心。 我还是不喜欢冬天，但如果冬天能持续一个星期就好了……如果那个星期每天都是下雪天。 谢谢你，亲爱的。格林太太，我们能在课间休息时呆在房间里吗？你可以给我们煮热可可，给我们读一个恐怖的鬼故事吗？

WHAT THINGS LOOK LIKE UNDER THE MICROSCOPE SNOWFLAKE COOTIE GERM HAIR NOSTRIL BOOGY WOOGY

显微镜下的东西是什么样子的雪花、虱子、细菌、毛发、鼻孔、臭虫、臭虫

Hi, KIDS! WINTER SURVIVAL TIPS 1) Don't lick the lampposts. 2) Don't fall down. You are now a beach ball of protective clothing and have the mobility of a watermelon. 3) When any part of your body turns purple and falls off—go indoors. 4) Don't go sledding off the roof of your house, even though it's the best hill you can find. 5) And go to the bathroom before you get dressed.

嗨,孩子们!冬季生存小贴士1)不要舔路灯柱。 2)不要摔倒。你现在是一个穿着防护服的沙滩球，像西瓜一样灵活。 3)当你身体的任何部位变成紫色并脱落时，请进入室内。 4)不要从屋顶上滑雪，即使那是你能找到的最好的山。 5)穿衣服前先去趟洗手间。

I'M STUCK! I CAN'T GET UP. THAT'S MY LEG! TAKE ME INSIDE. WHAT A BLAST! USE ME BAD IDEA! GET OFF MY ROOF!!

我困了!我起不来了。 那是我的腿！带我进去。 太棒了！用我的坏主意！从我的屋顶上下来！！