5 This Must Be D-Day

CHAPTER 5 THIS MUST BE D-DAY The alarm goes off at 5:30 in the morning! I hate getting up early. The chickens aren't even up yet! And I shuffle into the bathroom.

第五章这一定是登陆日早上五点半闹钟响了！我讨厌早起。 鸡还没起床呢！我拖着脚步走进浴室。

My eyes are hardly open. I squeeze out some toothpaste and brush my teeth. Boy, it sure tastes weird. I look at the tube and it says BROWN SHOE POLISH. Yuck!

我的眼睛几乎睁不开。我挤出一些牙膏来刷牙。 天啊，味道真怪。 我看了看鞋管，上面写着棕色鞋油。 讨厌的东西!

My shirt feels very small. Then I discover that my head is in the sleeve. My pants feel odd, too. I discover they are on backward. At least I won't mess up with my shoes. Wrong again! I have the left one on my right foot. And the right one's on my knee. This is not going to be a great day.

我的衬衫摸起来很小。 然后我发现我的头在袖子里。 我的裤子也感觉怪怪的。我发现它们是反向的。 至少我不会弄脏我的鞋子。 又错了!我的左脚上有一个。 右边的在我膝盖上。 今天不会是美好的一天。