Chapter 1

NANCY KRULIK gotta waRN tile UNiCORNS! art by Ian McGinty *"Very funny series..." —Publishers Weekly, starred review

NANCY KRULIK必须警告瓷砖独角兽！Ian McGinty *“非常有趣的系列……” ——《出版人周刊》，星级评论

Chapter 1 "Do you know the difference between a unicorn and a carrot? One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast!" Princess Pulverizer doubled over, laughing at the joke. Her buddy Lucas laughed along with her. "That's funny," he said. "There's a whole chapter of unicorn jokes in this book." Princess Pulverizer held up her copy of Unicorns from A to Z. "Here's another one: 'You know why the unicorn didn't join the king's army? He didn't like the uni-form.'" Lucas giggled. But Princess Pulverizer's other friend, Dribble, didn't. So she searched the book for something he might find

“你知道独角兽和胡萝卜的区别吗？” 一个是有趣的野兽，另一个是兔子盛宴！”粉碎机公主被这个笑话逗笑了。 她的朋友卢卡斯也跟着笑了起来。 “真有趣，”他说。“这本书里有整整一章都是关于独角兽的笑话。” 粉碎机公主把她的独角兽副本从A到Z。 “这里还有一个：‘你知道独角兽为什么不加入国王的军队吗？ 他不喜欢制服。’”卢卡斯咯咯地笑着。 但是粉碎机公主的另一个朋友，运球，却没有。 于是她在书中寻找他可能找到的东西

interesting. "Did you know unicorns change colors to match their surroundings?" Dribble barely seemed to be listening. "Here's another fun fact," Lucas added. "Unicorns eat flowers." "You're right," Princess Pulverizer said. "It's here on page nine." "I don't need a book," Lucas said. "I'm watching Fortune eat his breakfast." Princess Pulverizer looked over at the young unicorn they'd been traveling with. He was eating a bed of purple tulips.

有趣。“你知道独角兽会改变颜色来适应周围的环境吗？”运球似乎根本没在听。 “这是另一个有趣的事实，”卢卡斯补充道。 “独角兽吃花。”“你说得对。” “在第九页。”“我不需要书，”卢卡斯说。 “我在看财富吃早饭呢。” 粉碎机公主看着和他们一起旅行的小独角兽。 他正在吃一床紫色的郁金香。

"Look! His fur is turning purple!" Lucas exclaimed. "Told ya," Princess Pulverizer said as Fortune pranced toward some bright red and yellow marigolds. "Now he's red and yellow." Fortune took a big bite of marigolds. Yellow pollen blew into the air. Aachooooooo! Dribble sneezed so hard a flicker of a flame escaped his mouth. "Grr... allergies," the dragon complained. Princess Pulverizer turned to her book. "What did the baby unicorn say to the

“看!他的毛都变成紫色了！”卢卡斯喊道。 “我告诉过你，”普瓦瑞尔公主说，“幸运”大步走向一些鲜红和黄色的金盏花。 “现在他又红又黄了。” 幸运女神咬了一大口金盏花。 黄色的花粉被吹到空中。 Aachooooooo !Dribble打了个喷嚏，打得那么厉害，嘴里喷出了一道火焰。 “嗯………“过敏。”龙抱怨道。 粉碎机公主转向她的书。 “小独角兽对……

mommy unicorn?" "What?" Lucas asked. "Where's my Pop-corn?" The princess laughed so hard she snorted. "We really need to focus on looking for Fortune's parents, and his whole herd," Dribble reminded her. "A unicorn's herd is called a blessing," Princess Pulverizer corrected him. "It would be a real blessing if you would start searching for unicorns," Dribble insisted. Princess Pulverizer really did want to find Fortune's family. After all, it was her fault he was separated from them. She was the one who'd lured him out of the woods and into plain sight, where he could be captured. But she hadn't meant to do that. She'd been tricked into helping an evil traveling showman named Ralf with his plot to capture a real unicorn. Ralf was very mean, and very greedy. He'd forced Fortune into a cage, which had made

妈妈独角兽?”“什么?”卢卡斯问道。 “我的爆米花在哪儿？”公主笑得哼了一声。 “我们真的需要把重点放在寻找‘财富’的父母和他的整个家族上，”德布尔提醒她。 “独角兽的兽群是一种福气。” “如果你能开始寻找独角兽，那真是一件幸事。” 粉碎机公主真的很想找到福琼的家人。 毕竟，他和他们分开是她的错。 是她把他从树林里引诱出来，让他出现在众目睽睽之下，在那里他可能会被抓住。 但她并不是有意这么做的。 她被骗去帮助一个叫拉尔夫的邪恶的旅行表演者去捕捉一只真正的独角兽。 拉尔夫很吝啬，也很贪婪。 他把福琛关在笼子里，结果