Chapter 5

Chapter 5 Think. Think. Think. Princess Pulverizer had been certain that she would awaken with a great idea for rescuing all of Sir Surly's prisoners. But the sun was now shining through the leaves of the tree where she'd fallen asleep, and she had no plan at all. Sir Surly would be a worthy opponent. He wasn't just mean. He was smart, too. He'd fooled a king and his knights into fearing an imaginary beast! One wrong move, and she could become the next prisoner in that

第五章思考。思考。思考。 普莱丽公主原本以为醒来后会想出一个好主意，把萨利爵士所有的俘虏都解救出来。 但现在，阳光透过她睡着的那棵树的树叶照了进来，她根本没有任何计划。 索利爵士将是一个有实力的对手。 他不只是刻薄。他也很聪明。 他骗过一个国王和他的骑士，让他们害怕一只虚构的野兽！走错一步，她就可能成为下一个囚徒

cottage. "YOU! DRAGON!" Princess Pulverizer was startled by Sir Surly's shouts from inside the cottage. "Kill that spider! Now!" the evil knight demanded. "You're such a baby," the princess heard Dribble snort. "You won't think I'm a baby when I slay you," Sir Surly snarled at Dribble. "Which is exactly what I'm going to do if you don't kill that spider. Don't think I won't." Princess Pulverizer's magic sword didn't move at all. Sir Surly was telling the truth. He would slay Dribble if given the chance. Things were really getting bad in there. There was no time to waste. Princess Pulverizer had to come up with a plan to rescue Dribble and Lucas, fast. She wished she could just go back to Yabko-kokomo and tell the knights that there was no beast, and it was safe to go into the orchard

小屋。“你!龙!”普里斯公主被城堡里传来的索利爵士的喊声吓了一跳。 “杀死那只蜘蛛！”现在！”邪恶的骑士要求道。 “你真是个孩子。”公主听见Dribble哼了一声。 “等我杀了你，你就不会觉得我是个婴儿了。” “如果你不杀死那只蜘蛛，我就要这么做。 别以为我不会。”粉碎机公主的魔剑纹丝不动。 萨利爵士说的是实话。 如果有机会，他会杀了运球。 那里的情况真的很糟糕。 没有时间可以浪费了。 粉碎机公主必须想出一个计划，尽快救出运球和卢卡斯。 她真希望自己能回到亚布科-科科莫，告诉骑士们那里没有野兽，这样就可以安全地进入果园了

and rescue Sir Surly's prisoners. But why would they believe her? They didn't even know her. "AAAAHHHHHH! There's a snake in the cupboard!" Sir Surly exclaimed from inside his cottage. "Somebody get rid of that thing!" Princess Pulverizer laughed in spite of herself. It was too bad she couldn't bring a whole army of spiders and snakes into the orchard. That would make the evil knight fall to his knees. But there was no way one person could drag that many spiders and snakes into one place. Or was there? Knock. Knock. It wasn't until the following day that Princess Pulverizer arrived once again at the front door of Sir Surly's cottage. She was sorry to have left Dribble and Lucas with the evil

解救萨利爵士的俘虏。 但他们为什么要相信她？ 他们甚至不认识她。 “AAAAHHHHHH !橱柜里有条蛇！”索利爵士在他的小屋里喊道。 “谁来把那东西处理掉！”粉碎机公主不由自主地笑了起来。 可惜她不能把一大群蜘蛛和蛇带进果园。 那会让邪恶的骑士跪倒在地。 但一个人不可能把那么多蜘蛛和蛇拖到一个地方。 或者有吗？敲门声。敲门声。 直到第二天，普莱丽公主才又一次来到了萨利爵士小屋的前门。 她很后悔把运球和卢卡斯丢给了恶魔

knight for so long, but some plans took time. And craftiness. Knock. Knock. Princess Pulverizer pounded harder on the door. "Hello?" she called out. "Anybody home?" The princess heard rustling inside the cottage. Then she heard armor clanking and footsteps stomping. Finally, the door swung open. "WHO DARES TO DISTURB SIR SURLY?" Princess Pulverizer looked up at the evil knight. His face was tight and angry. He seemed poised for a fight. This was one scary guy. But the princess refused to let Sir Surly know she was frightened. That would give him a great advantage. Instead, she forced herself to smile. "It's really you!" she squealed. "Sir Surly!" "Who else would I be?" the knight demanded.

骑士这么久了，但有些计划需要时间。 和狡猾。敲门声。敲门声。 粉碎机公主更用力地敲门。 “喂？”她喊道。“有人在家吗?”公主听到屋里有沙沙声。 接着她听到了盔甲的叮当声和脚步声。 最后，门开了。 “谁敢打扰苏利爵士？”粉碎机公主抬头看着邪恶的骑士。 他的脸绷得紧紧的，很生气。 他似乎做好了打架的准备。 这是一个可怕的家伙。但公主不肯让索利爵士知道她很害怕。 这会给他带来很大的优势。 相反，她强迫自己微笑。 “真的是你！”她尖叫道。 “先生无礼的!”“不然我还能是谁？”骑士问道。

"I'm so excited to meet you. I'm your biggest fan. In fact, I'm president of the Sir Surly Fan Club." Princess Pulverizer's sword began to shake. It knew what a big lie that was. "I have a fan club?" Sir Surly asked, amazed. "I mean, of course I have a fan club. I'm fantastic!" "Ever since I heard the story of how you rescued the princess of BialyBogen, I have been just dying to meet you," Princess Pulverizer told him. "I never saved...," Sir Surly began. Then he caught himself. "I mean, I never thought of myself while I was in that avalanche. I thought only of the princess's safety. I am a very brave knight."

“我很高兴见到你。 我是你的头号粉丝。事实上，我是萨利爵士粉丝俱乐部的主席。” 粉碎机公主的剑开始颤抖。 它知道那是一个多大的谎言。 “我有一个粉丝俱乐部？”萨利爵士惊讶地问。 “我的意思是，我当然有一个粉丝俱乐部。 我太棒了!”“自从我听说了你如何拯救BialyBogen公主的故事，我就一直渴望见到你。” “我从来没有拯救过……索利爵士开口。 然后他控制住了自己。“我的意思是，我在雪崩中从来没有想过自己。 我只想着公主的安全。 我是一个非常勇敢的骑士。”