Chapter 8

Chapter 8 "Take that!" Princess Pulverizer shouted as she lunged at the Cheese Monster. But before the tip of her sword could puncture even an inch of the monster's cheesy body, he swung his massive arm into a thick-trunked pine tree. Thwack. Uh-oh. The monster had cut the trunk clear through. Crack. The giant tree began to teeter toward the ground. Princess Pulverizer leaped backward and out of the way to keep from getting smooshed. Clunk. The tree slammed to the ground, separating the princess from her pals.

第八章“拿去！”粉碎机公主一边喊一边向奶酪怪物扑去。 但在她的剑尖还没来得及刺穿怪物俗气的身体一寸之前，他就把他那粗壮的手臂挥向了一棵粗壮的松树。 啪的一声。哦。怪物把树干砍断了。 裂缝。那棵大树开始摇摇晃晃地向地面倾斜。 粉碎机公主向后跳开，以免被撞到。 发出咚咚的声音。树砰地一声倒在地上，把公主和她的伙伴们分开了。

AAARRGGG! The monster let out a bloodcurdling cry. "I wish he'd stop doing that," the princess heard Lucas whimper nervously. Princess Pulverizer wasn't frightened by the monster's shout. (Okay, maybe she was. But there was no way she was letting her fear keep her from fighting!) Immediately, she tried climbing over the tree trunk. It wasn't easy, seeing as the thick trunk was as high as her shoulders. No matter how she tried, the princess just couldn't pull herself up.

AAARRGGG !怪物发出一声令人毛骨悚然的叫声。 “我真希望他别再那样做了，”公主听见卢卡斯紧张地呜咽着。 粉碎机公主并没有被怪物的叫声吓到。 (好吧，也许她是。但她不可能让恐惧阻止她战斗！)她立刻试着爬过树干。 这可不容易，因为那根粗大的树干和她的肩膀一样高。 不管公主怎么努力，她就是站不起来。

Well, if I can't go over it, I'll just go around it, Princess Pulverizer thought. Quickly she darted over to the tip of the fallen tree. "Ow!" Princess Pulverizer exclaimed as she ran right into a thick bush full of thorns. The fallen tree was surrounded on either end by the prickly bushes. There was no getting through them. She would come out the other side looking like grated cheese. Just then Princess Pulverizer heard Dribble cry out, "I've had enough!" AAAARRRG! the monster growled. He sounded furious. "WHOA!" Dribble yelped. This time his voice was coming from high in the sky. Princess Pulverizer looked up to see the monster's huge havarti hand holding Dribble by the tail. He started spinning Dribble around and around in midair. "I'm getting dizzy!" Dribble shouted.

好吧，如果我不能越过它，那就绕过去吧，普莱丽公主想。 她飞快地跑到倒下的树梢。 “噢!”粉碎机公主惊叫道，她冲进了一个长满荆棘的灌木丛。 倒下的树的两端都被带刺的灌木包围着。 没有办法穿过他们。 从另一边出来的时候，她看起来就像磨碎的奶酪。 就在这时，粉碎机公主听到运球喊道：“我受够了！”AAAARRRG !怪物咆哮着。 他听起来很愤怒。“哇!”运球叫喊起来。 这一次，他的声音从高空中传来。 粉碎者公主抬起头来，看到怪物巨大的哈瓦蒂手抓住了小运球的尾巴。 他开始在半空中不停地旋转运球。 “我头晕了！”运球喊道。

The Cheese Monster whirled Dribble harder and harder. And then... THUD! Princess Pulverizer stood on her tiptoes and peered over the fallen tree trunk just in time to see the monster drop Dribble right on his bright green dragon bottom.

奶酪怪物把运球转得越来越厉害。 然后……砰的一声!粉粉公主踮起脚尖，从倒下的树干上往外看，正好看到怪物把水滴落在他那亮绿色的龙屁股上。

"Everything's spinning." Dribble groaned, gripping his stomach. "I don't feel so good... blech." Well, that was a surprise! Who knew dragon puke was purple? "Nobody makes my friend throw up!" Princess Pulverizer heard Lucas shout. "Not even a big, scary, smelly cheese monster." Princess Pulverizer craned her neck to see what was happening. She watched in amazement as Lucas leaped out from his hiding place, grabbed his sword from Dribble, and charged at the monster. Princess Pulverizer stared at Lucas. All of a sudden, the timid guy looked like a knight. A real live, very brave knight. But only for a moment. CLANK. Lucas's visor slammed shut. "Hey!" he shouted. "Who turned out the lights?" Aarrghhh hee hee. The monster roared again. Only this time, it sounded like he was laughing. He scooped Lucas up in his giant hand and held him high in the air.

“所有的旋转。”运球呻吟着，抓着肚子。 “我感觉不太好……薄板。” 嗯，这真是个惊喜！谁知道龙的呕吐物是紫色的？ “没人能让我的朋友呕吐！”粉碎机公主听到了卢卡斯的喊声。 “甚至不是又大又吓人又臭的奶酪怪物。” 粉碎机公主伸长脖子看发生了什么事。 她惊奇地看着卢卡斯从藏身之处跳了出来，从运球手里抓起剑，向怪物冲去。 粉碎机公主盯着卢卡斯。 突然间，这个胆小的家伙看起来像个骑士。 一个活生生的，非常勇敢的骑士。 但这只是一瞬间。叮当作响。 卢卡斯的面罩砰地关上了。 “嘿！”他喊道。“谁把灯关了？”啊啊啊啊。 怪物又吼了起来。只是这一次，他的声音听起来像是在笑。 他用他的大手把卢卡斯捧在空中。

Aarrghhh hee hee. "Stop laughing at me," Lucas grumbled. His feelings were hurt. But the monster didn't care about Lucas's feelings. Aarrghhh hee hee. He laughed again. Then he yanked a few long, thick strands of string- cheese hair from his head and used them to tie Lucas to a tree. Lucas twisted right. He twisted left. But he could not break free. "That's some strong string cheese," Dribble said with surprise. "Must be made with heavy cream!" Princess Pulverizer frowned. It was clear Dribble and Lucas weren't going to be any help at this point. It would be up to her to defeat the giant monster. And there was no way she was letting a little thing like a huge fallen tree trunk get in her way.

啊啊啊啊。“别笑我了，”卢卡斯抱怨道。 他的感情受到了伤害。但怪物并不在乎卢卡斯的感受。 啊啊啊啊。他又笑了。 然后他从他头上扯下几根又长又粗的奶酪状头发，用它们把卢卡斯绑在一棵树上。 卢卡斯向右扭了扭。他向左转。 但他无法挣脱。 “那是一种很结实的奶酪线。” “一定是用多脂奶油做的！”粉碎机公主皱起了眉头。 很明显运球和卢卡斯在这一点上不会有任何帮助。 这将取决于她打败巨大的怪物。 她不可能让一根倒下的大树干这样的小东西挡住她的路。