Chapter 4

Chapter 4 "I think you pull on these things under here and the milk comes right out," Princess Pulverizer told Lucas. Lucas stuck his head under a sheep and pulled. "Hey!" he exclaimed as a big squirt of sheep milk hit him right in the eye. "I think you figured it out," Princess Pulverizer told him. She started laughing. Lucas frowned. "Don't laugh at me," he said sadly. "It's not nice."

“我想你拉一下下面的这些东西，牛奶就会出来，”普瓦瑞尔公主告诉卢卡斯。 卢卡斯把头伸到一只羊下面拉。 “嘿！”他喊道，一大股羊奶正好打在他的眼睛上。 “我想你已经想明白了。”普莱尔公主告诉他。 她笑了起来。卢卡斯皱起了眉头。 “别笑我，”他伤心地说。 “这可不好。”

"Come on," Princess Pulverizer said. "It was funny." Lucas shrugged. "Maybe a little funny." "It sure is taking a long time to fill this pouch," Princess Pulverizer said as she milked a cow. "Yeah, but it will be worth it," Lucas told her. "There's nothing like fresh milk." "Too bad we forgot to buy some bread while we were in Ire-Mire-Briar-Shire," Princess Pulverizer said. "It would be great to dunk a hunk of pumpernickel." "Or a thick sourdough....," Lucas suggested. Lucas and Princess Pulverizer were so busy talking about all the kinds of bread that could be dunked into fresh milk, they didn't notice the looming shadow overhead. "Once we bring all these animals back to Ire-Mire-Briar-Shire, they will be able to make all sorts of cheeses," Princess Pulverizer continued. Just then a thick black net cascaded onto her head!

“来吧。” “这很有趣。”卢卡斯耸耸肩。 “也许有点好笑。”“要填满这个袋子需要很长时间，”粉碎公主一边挤牛奶一边说。 “是的，但这是值得的，”卢卡斯告诉她。 “没有什么比鲜牛奶更好的了。” “真可惜，我们在火沼泽野蔷薇郡的时候忘了买面包。” “如果能把一大块黑麦泡进去，那就太棒了。” 或者是厚厚的酸面包....卢卡斯建议道。 卢卡斯和粉粉公主正忙着谈论各种各样可以泡在鲜牛奶里的面包，他们没有注意到头顶上若隐若现的阴影。 “一旦我们把所有这些动物带回Ire-Mire-Briar-Shire，它们就能制作各种各样的奶酪了。” 就在这时，一张厚厚的黑网像瀑布一样落在她的头上！

"WHOA!" the princess exclaimed. She began twisting and turning, trying to free herself. "Hey, let us out of this thing!" But whoever had captured her was not letting go. In fact, he pulled the net tighter around them. Princess Pulverizer looked up through the netting to get a glimpse of her captor. At first, all she saw was the inside of a massive nose. Two cavernous nostrils twitched over her head. She sure hoped this big guy wasn't about to sneeze!

“哇！”公主惊呼道。 她开始扭来扭去，试图挣脱。 “嘿，放我们出去！”但是抓住她的人并没有松手。 事实上，他把网拉得更紧了。 粉碎机公主从网里抬起头来，想看一眼抓她的人。 起初，她看到的只是一个大鼻子的内部。 两个巨大的鼻孔在她的头顶上抽动着。 她真希望这个大家伙不要打喷嚏！

The princess twisted her neck back a bit to get a look at the face that went with the nose. The huge creature had bulging brown eyes, which were open so wide, they looked as though they might pop right out of his head. He had a mole on his chin, and another on the tip of his nose. But the most striking thing about him was the shock of pink hair on top of his head. It looked like a giant pink haystack. Princess Pulverizer had only ever heard of one kind of creature with hair like that.

公主把脖子向后扭了扭，看了看配鼻子的脸。 这个巨大的生物有一双棕色的眼睛，眼睛睁得很大，看起来就像从他的脑袋里蹦出来一样。 他的下巴上有一颗痣，鼻尖上也有一颗。 但他最引人注目的是头顶上那一头粉红色的头发。 它看起来像一个巨大的粉红色干草堆。 粉碎机公主只听说过一种长着那样毛发的生物。

A troll. Princess Pulverizer had read stories about the trolls that hid in the pine forests in neighboring kingdoms. But none of those stories had mentioned how big a troll could be. Or how hideous. This troll was seriously ugly. And seriously angry. "Gotcha!" the troll bellowed triumphantly. "Nobody steals milk from my cows and gets away with it." "HELP!" Lucas cried out. "DRIBBLE, HELP!" Lucas was shouting at the top of his lungs. But his dragon pal was too far away to hear him. "Don't worry," Princess Pulverizer assured her friend. "I'll just cut us out of this net." The princess reached for her sword. Uh-oh. She'd left her sword with Dribble. She couldn't cut a hole in the netting. Talk about a bad moooove... Sob. Sob. SOB. Lucas started crying. Princess Pulverizer couldn't stand the sound of Lucas's

一个巨魔。粉碎机公主读过有关巨魔躲在邻近王国松林里的故事。 但这些故事都没有提到巨魔有多大。 也不知道有多丑。这个巨怪长得很丑。 而且非常生气。“抓到你了！”巨怪得意地吼道。 “没有人偷了我奶牛的牛奶还能逍遥法外。” “救命!”卢卡斯叫道。“运球,救命!”卢卡斯声嘶力竭地喊着。 但他的龙朋友离得太远，听不到他的声音。 “别担心，”粉碎机公主向她的朋友保证。 “我要把我们从这张网上剪下来。” 公主伸手去拿剑。 哦。她把剑留给了运球。 她不能在网上剪个洞。 这是一场糟糕的恋爱…… 抽泣。抽泣。抽泣。卢卡斯哭了起来。 粉碎机公主受不了卢卡斯的声音