粉碎机公主 · 1 Grilled Cheese and Dragons
Chapter 7 "Grilled cheese?" Princess Pulverizer asked with surprise a few minutes later. "You use your fire-breathing ability to make grilled cheese?" Dribble nodded and let out another blast of fire. He gently turned the sandwich with his foot to make sure it was evenly toasted on both sides.
第七章“烤奶酪?”几分钟后,普赖斯公主惊讶地问道。 “你用喷火能力做烤奶酪?”运球点了点头,又喷了一声火。 他用脚轻轻地转动三明治,确保两面都烤得均匀。
"Not just grilled cheese," Lucas corrected her. "The greatest grilled cheese sandwiches you will ever taste in any kingdom. He's an amazing chef." "I've never heard of a dragon who was a chef before," Princess Pulverizer said. "I've never heard of a princess who wanted to go to Knight School before," Dribble replied.
“不只是烤奶酪,”卢卡斯纠正她。 “这是你在任何王国都尝不到的最美味的烤奶酪三明治。 他是个了不起的厨师。”“我从来没听说有龙当过厨师,”普莱尔公主说。 “我从来没听说过哪个公主想去骑士学校。”
Princess Pulverizer scowled. He had her there. "Try a sandwich," Lucas told her. "How do I know this evil dragon didn't poison it?" Princess Pulverizer asked. Dribble looked at her sadly. "I'm not evil." He let some wind out from under his tail—and a terrible smell filled the air. "Excuse me," he apologized. "I'm gassy. But I'm not evil," he insisted. "Dribble wouldn't poison anyone," Lucas assured Princess Pulverizer. "You take a bite first," the princess ordered Lucas. "Be my royal taster." "If you say so," Lucas said with a shrug. He broke off a piece of the sandwich and popped it into his mouth. "Mmmm... Limburger cheese. My favorite." "Limburger is so smelly," Princess Pulverizer complained. "Why not cheddar?" "Because limburger cheese is what I have in my knapsack," Lucas said. "Try it. You'll like
粉碎机公主皱起了眉头。 他抓住了她。“试试三明治吧,”卢卡斯告诉她。 “我怎么知道这条恶龙没有毒死它?”粉碎机公主问。 小球伤心地看着她。 “我不邪恶。”他从尾巴底下吹了一些风,空气中充满了一股难闻的气味。 “对不起,”他道歉道。 “我是瓦斯。但我并不邪恶,”他坚持说。 “运球不会毒死任何人的。”卢卡斯向粉碎公主保证。 “你先咬一口。”公主命令卢卡斯。 “做我的皇家品尝师。”“既然你这么说,”卢卡斯耸耸肩说。 他掰下一块三明治,塞进嘴里。 “嗯…林堡干酪。 我最喜欢的。”“林堡汉堡太臭了,”粉碎机公主抱怨道。 “为什么不是切达干酪?”卢卡斯说:“因为林堡奶酪是我背包里的东西。” “试试它。你会喜欢
it." Princess Pulverizer wasn't so sure. But she was hungry. And grilled cheese was definitely a step up from gruel. So the princess took a bite. "Mmmm...," she said. "This is delicious." "I told you so," Dribble said. "I'm going to be a chef one day." "The other dragons in your lair are lucky to have you," Princess Pulverizer told him. Another giant tear slid down Dribble's face. "What did I say now?" Princess Pulverizer demanded. "It's just that the other dragons don't want Dribble in their lair," Lucas explained. "They don't think dragons should use their fire- breathing for good. So they kicked him out." Princess Pulverizer looked at Lucas and Dribble. "You two are a real pair of misfits, aren't you?" she said. "What about you?" Dribble asked. "What about me?" she countered.
它。”粉碎机公主不太确定。 但是她饿了。烤奶酪绝对比稀粥好。 于是公主咬了一口。 “嗯…她说。“真好吃。” “我早就告诉过你了。” “总有一天我会成为一名厨师。” “你巢穴里的其他龙有你是幸运的。” 又一滴巨大的眼泪从运球的脸上滑落。 “我刚才说什么来着?”粉碎机公主问道。 “那只是别的龙不想让小运球进它们的巢穴。”卢卡斯解释说。 “他们认为龙不应该用喷火来做好事。 所以他们把他赶了出去。”粉碎机公主看着卢卡斯和运球。 “你们俩真是一对格格不入的人,不是吗?”她说。 “你呢?”运球问道。 “那我呢?”她反驳道。
"Were you wandering around with a bunch of other princesses when you were captured?" Dribble asked her. "No," she replied. "I'm doing this quest all on my own." "So, basically, you don't fit in, either," Dribble suggested. Hmmm... He has a point. Princess Pulverizer took another bite of her sandwich. "This tastes really great, Dribble," she said. "Even if it does smell stinky."
“你被抓的时候是不是和一群其他公主在一起?”运球问她。 “不,”她回答。“我要独自完成这个任务。” “所以,基本上,你也不适应,”运球建议道。 嗯…他说得有道理。粉碎机公主又咬了一口三明治。 “这味道真棒,Dribble,”她说。 “即使闻起来很臭。”
"Stinky cheese is the best," Lucas told her. "The stinkier the better." Suddenly, the ogre's grunts rang through the castle. "SOMETHING SMELLY!" "I don't know what he's complaining about," Princess Pulverizer said. "Has he smelled his pits lately?" "NO LIKE SMELLY!" the ogre bellowed. STOMP. STOMP. STOMP. STOMP. "Uh-oh!" Lucas cried out. "He's on his way up here." Sob! Sob! "No more crying!" the princess warned him angrily. "B-b-but the ogre sounds really angry," Lucas said. "He might hurt us. Or worse." "Don't worry," Princess Pulverizer told them. "That ogre won't get near us!" "Who's going to stop him?" Dribble asked her. Princess Pulverizer looked from the lily-livered knight-in-training to the gassy, not-at
“臭奶酪是最好的,”卢卡斯告诉她。 “越臭越好。” 突然,城堡里响起了食人魔的咕噜声。 “臭东西!”“我不知道他在抱怨什么。” “他最近闻过他的腋窝吗?”“不,臭!”食人魔吼道。 跺脚。跺脚。跺脚。跺脚。 “哦!”卢卡斯叫道。“他正在过来的路上。” 呜咽!呜咽!“别哭了!”公主生气地警告他。 “听起来食人魔真的很生气。”卢卡斯说。 “他可能会伤害我们。甚至更糟。” “别担心,”普瓦瑞尔公主告诉他们。 “那个食人魔不会靠近我们的!”“谁去阻止他?”运球问她。 粉粉公主看了看这位胆小如麻的准骑士,又看了看那个气呼呼的、不老实的骑士
