粉碎机公主 · 1 Grilled Cheese and Dragons
Chapter 10 BUUUUUUUURPP! Princess Pulverizer smiled excitedly as Dribble let out a massive belch. She figured it had to be the loudest, windiest, smelliest burp in the history of the world.
第十章可是!小运球打了一个大嗝,粉碎机公主兴奋地笑了。 她想这一定是世界上最响、风最大、最臭的打嗝。
And it was exactly what they needed. CRASH! CLANK! CLUNK! KERPLUNK! The sheer force of Dribble's giant burp suddenly toppled the ogre's pile of treasures! Cups, bottles, silverware, teakettles, and other shiny stuff began raining down and buried the evil ogre. Then it began cascading down the stairs in a giant avalanche of junk. "WHAT HAPPENING?!" the angry ogre shouted from beneath the giant pile of his precious stolen treasure. "Come on, you guys!" Princess Pulverizer ordered. "We're getting out of here." "How?" Dribble asked her. "We're going sledding," Princess Pulverizer said. Dribble gave her a funny look. "How are we going to sled? There's no snow in here."
这正是他们所需要的。 崩溃!叮当作响!呯!扑通!小运球那巨大的嗝声突然把食人魔的那堆财宝打翻了!杯子、瓶子、银器、茶壶和其他闪闪发光的东西纷纷落下,把邪恶的食人魔埋了起来。 然后它开始像雪崩一样从楼梯上滚落下来。 “怎么回事?!”愤怒的食人魔从一大堆他偷来的宝贝下面喊道。 “加油,伙计们!”粉碎机公主命令道。 “我们要离开这里。” “如何?”运球问她。“我们要去滑雪橇。” 运球怪地看了她一眼。 “我们怎么去滑雪?” 这里没有雪。”
Princess Pulverizer shook her head. "We don't need snow," she told him. "We're going to slide right over the ogre, down this moving mountain of junk, and out the front door." "I don't like sledding," Lucas said. "You can get hurt. One time I sledded right into a fence and I..." Princess Pulverizer did not have time to listen to Lucas's story. She had to get him moving. So she pushed him headfirst down the avalanche of junk. "AAHHHH!" Lucas cried as he bumped and thumped his way over the ogre and down the stairs on his stomach. "Your turn, Dribble," Princess Pulverizer said. "Hurry." Dribble didn't need a push—which was good, since he was way too heavy for Princess Pulverizer to push, anyway. The dragon just plopped down on his big green bottom and
粉碎机公主摇了摇头。 “我们不需要雪,”她告诉他。 “我们要从食人魔身上滑过去,从这座移动的垃圾山滑下去,从前门出去。” “我不喜欢雪橇,”卢卡斯说。 “你会受伤的。有一次我滑到栅栏上,我……” 粉碎机公主没有时间听卢卡斯的故事。 她得让他动起来。 于是她把他的头朝下推下了那堆垃圾。 “AAHHHH !”卢卡斯一边哭着,一边跌跌撞撞地从食人魔身上爬下来。 “轮到你了,运球。” “快点。”运球不需要推——这很好,因为他太重了,粉碎机公主根本推不动。 龙扑通一声趴在他的绿色大屁股上,然后
slid down the stairs along with the gushing river of garbage. Then it was Princess Pulverizer's turn. "Hey, you guys!" she called as she slid her way to freedom. "Look out below!"
随着滚滚的垃圾从楼梯上滑了下来。 然后轮到粉碎机公主了。 “嘿,伙计们!”她一边朝自由的方向滑去,一边喊道。 “小心下面!”
