毁灭笔记 · 7 Flurry of the Snombies
CHAPTER 5 RISE AND WHINE BLAARP-BLARBLE-BLAAARP! Alexander woke to a buzzy, honking sound coming from outside. "What is that?" he asked. "A bird, maybe?" said Leo. Rip yawned. "Or a barfing buffalo." Or a super-loud monster! thought Alexander. He threw on some clothes. Then he peeked in the notebook while Rip and Leo were getting dressed.
第五章站起来呜呜——呜呜——呜呜!亚历山大被外面传来的嗡嗡的喇叭声惊醒。 “那是什么?”他问。“也许是一只鸟?”利奥说。 把打了个哈欠。“或者是一头正在呕吐的水牛。” 或者是一个超级大声的怪物!认为亚历山大。 他匆匆穿上几件衣服。然后在里普和利奥穿衣服的时候,他偷看了一下笔记本。
BLUE-THORNED HONKFLOWER Beautiful plant, ugly sound HABITAT Hiking trails.
蓝刺红叉花植物美丽,栖息于远足小径,声音丑陋。
DOODLE-DEE-DEE! Honkflowers love clarinet music. DIET The tears of people who can't stand its terrible noise. BEHAVIOR This plant blows a foghorn sound when anything touches it. WARNING! Watch your step. Avoid touching the ground when hiking.
DOODLE-DEE-DEE !红红花喜欢单簧管音乐。 那些无法忍受可怕噪音的人的眼泪。 当有任何东西接触它时,这种植物就会发出雾号的声音。 警告!小心脚下。远足时避免接触地面。
"Let's go see what's making that noise," said Alexander, snapping the notebook shut. The boys stepped out into the hot morning air. Nikki, Anna, and Dottie stood outside the girls' cabin, covering their ears. BLAARP-BLARBLE-BLAAAR! Ranger Harry marched along, blowing hard into a bugle. His cheeks were almost as red as his beard. "Rise and shine, critters," he said. "It's chow time." The ranger led the campers to a picnic table.
“我们去看看是什么声音,”亚历山大说着合上了笔记本。 男孩们走出去,冒着早晨炎热的空气。 尼基、安娜和多蒂站在女孩们的小屋外面,捂着耳朵。 BLAARP-BLARBLE-BLAAAR !护林员哈利一边向前走,一边使劲吹着喇叭。 他的脸颊几乎和他的胡子一样红。 “起床吧,小动物们,”他说。 “现在是吃饭时间。”护林员把露营者带到一张野餐桌前。
"For breakfast," he said, "we're having piping- hot salt mush. And to wash it down, a steamy mug of onion cider." Alexander sniffed a spoonful of salt mush. Rip pushed his bowl aside. "Yo! Papa Bear!" he said. "This porridge is way too hot for this weather!" Ranger Harry's eyes narrowed. "Camp Rule #81: Always eat a hot breakfast." Rip sighed. Alexander turned to Nikki. Her face was hidden by the brim of her floppy hat. "So," he said, "how was your first night in the girls' cabin?"
“早餐,”他说,“我们吃滚烫的盐泥。 再来一杯热气腾腾的洋葱苹果酒。” 亚历山大闻了一勺盐泥。 瑞普把碗推到一边。 “哟!熊爸爸!”他说。“这种天气喝粥太热了!”护林员哈利眯起眼睛。 “营地规则81:早餐一定要吃热的。” Rip叹了口气。亚历山大转向妮基。 她的脸被软帽的帽檐遮住了。 “那么,”他说,“你在女生小屋的第一夜过得怎么样?”
Nikki looked up. Her eyes were half-closed. "Lousy," she said. "I didn't get much sleep. I kept hearing this weird sound— "A clinking noise?" said Alexander. "Yes!" said Nikki. "Like someone ringing a glass bell." "Maybe it was a bunny!" said Dottie. "Bunnies can't ring bells," said Anna. DINK! DINK! Ranger Harry tapped his spoon against his canteen. "Listen up, muskrats. Each of you will learn one survival skill this week." He put a clipboard on the table.
妮基抬起头来。她的眼睛半闭着。 “糟透了,”她说。“我睡得不多。 我一直听到一种奇怪的声音——“叮当声?”亚历山大说。 “是的!”尼基说。“就像有人在摇玻璃铃。” “也许是一只兔子!”多蒂说。 “兔子不会摇铃,”安娜说。 丁克!丁克!护林员哈里用勺子轻敲水壶。 “听着,麝鼠们。这周你们每个人将学习一项生存技能。” 他把一个剪贴板放在桌子上。
