1 FIRST DAY OF BUMMER

CHAPTER 1 FIRST DAY OF BUMMER Alexander stepped out of his air-conditioned house and into a volcano. Actually, it wasn't a volcano. It was his front porch. "Shake a leg, kiddo!" his dad shouted from the driveway. "Ugghhh," Alexander groaned. "It's a million degrees outside."

亚历山大走出装有空调的房子，走进一座火山。 事实上，那不是火山。 这是他的前廊。“抖抖腿，孩子！”他爸爸在车道上喊道。 “呃，”亚历山大呻吟道。 “外面有一百万度。”

"You're right!" his dad said. "The perfect day to start summer camp!" By the time Alexander got to the car, he was drenched with sweat. "A week at Camp Gloamy will be super-neat!" his dad said. He tossed Alexander's sleeping bag into the trunk. "You'll learn great survival skills!"

“你说得对！”他爸爸说。 “开始夏令营的完美日子！”当亚历山大走到车旁时，他浑身是汗。 他爸爸说：“在格洛米夏令营呆上一个星期真是太棒了！” 他把亚历山大的睡袋扔进后备箱。 “你会学到很棒的生存技能！”

Alexander slumped into the back seat. He already had great survival skills. Ever since moving to Stermont, he had survived being stomped, chomped, and swallowed by all kinds of monsters. He and his two best friends were members of a monster-fighting club called the Super Secret Monster Patrol. (S.S.M.P. for short.) S.S.Mep. DON'T GET EATEN! Alexander buckled his seat belt. "It's just..." he said. "I'm not really much of a camper." "Oh, AI," his dad said, turning on the car. "Just give it a shot! I loved summer camp when I was a kid!"

亚历山大瘫坐在后座上。 他已经掌握了高超的生存技能。 自从搬到斯特蒙特，他被各种各样的怪物踩过，咬过，吞过。 他和他的两个最好的朋友是一个叫超级秘密怪物巡逻队的怪物战斗俱乐部的成员。 （简称S.S.M.P.）S.S.Mep。 别被吃掉！亚历山大系好安全带。 “只是……”他说。“我不太喜欢露营。” “哦，AI，”他爸爸说着，把车打开。 “试一试吧！”当我还是个孩子的时候，我喜欢夏令营！”

Alexander sighed. "And don't forget," his dad said. "Rip and Nikki will be there, too!" Alexander smiled a little. This week is going to be hot, stinky, and totally crummy, he thought. But at least my best friends and I can be hot, stinky, and crummy together.

亚历山大叹了口气。“别忘了，”他爸爸说。 “里普和妮基也会去的！”亚历山大微微一笑。 他想，这周一定会又热又臭，而且一塌糊涂。 但至少我和我最好的朋友们可以一起性感，一起臭，一起邋遢。