2 PUCKER UP!

CHAPTER 2 PUCKER UP! BLUBRRBRRBBRRR! Alexander raced toward the splattery sound in the woods. He jogged along logs and jumped over stumps until he came to an old, broken-down caboose. The Super Secret Monster Patrol was a group of monster-fighters sworn to protect Stermont. Alexander was the leader. This caboose was their headquarters.

第二章振作起来！BLUBRRBRRBBRRR !亚历山大冲向树林里传来的飞溅声。 他沿着原木慢跑，跳过树桩，来到一节破旧的车尾。 超级秘密怪物巡逻队是一群发誓保护斯特蒙特的怪物战士。 亚历山大是领袖。这个车尾就是他们的总部。

CLACK! A hatch on the roof flew open, and the two other club members popped out. NIKKI HUBBARD Hero in a hoodie. SUPER SECRET: Nikki is actually a good monster, called a JAMPIRE. Eats red juicy stuff. Avoids sunlight. Sees in the dark. RIP BONKOWSKI Bully with a heart of bronze. SUPER SECRET: Rip is actually a good monster, called a KNUCKLE-FISTED PUNCI-SMASNER, Eats sweets to transform into monster-mode! Communicates with ant-monsters called GI-NORM-ANTS. Bright blue spots Clicky antennae Razor- sharp mandibles

瓣!屋顶上的舱门突然打开，另外两名俱乐部成员跳了出来。 尼基·哈伯德：穿卫衣的英雄。 超级秘密：尼基实际上是一个很好的怪物，被称为JAMPIRE。 吃红色多汁的东西。避免阳光。 在黑暗中看东西。瑞普·邦考斯基，铁石心肠的恶霸。 超级秘密：Rip实际上是一个很好的怪物，被称为指节拳头punzi - smasner，吃糖果变成怪物模式！与被称为GI-NORM-ANTS的蚂蚁怪兽交流。 明亮的蓝色斑点咔嗒作响的触角剃刀般锋利的下颌骨

"Watch out, Salamander!" Nikki shouted, calling Alexander by his nickname. "The monster is coming your way!" Alexander turned to see a big purple monster barreling toward him. The monster bowled into Alexander, knocking him over. It leapt onto his chest and licked him. Thirty-nine times.

“小心，蝾螈！”尼基喊着亚历山大的小名。 “怪物朝你这边来了！”亚历山大转过身来，看见一个紫色的大怪物向他冲来。 怪物向亚历山大撞去，把他撞倒了。 它跳上他的胸膛，舔他。 39次。

"Yechh!" Alexander yechhed. He was drenched in slobber. "This monster is a purple slurper! It's got thirty-nine tongues, and loves to lick stuff!" "Yeah," said Nikki. "It slurped half the paint off our caboose!" "How do we stop it?" Rip shouted. Alexander had an idea. He squirmed against the squishy, purple tongues as he reached into his backpack. He flipped open his lunch box. A sour vinegar smell cut through the air.

“Yechh !”亚历山大哟。 他浑身都是口水。 “这个怪物是个紫色的馋嘴鬼！”它有三十九根舌头，喜欢舔东西！”“是的，”妮基说。 “它吸掉了我们车尾一半的油漆！”“我们如何阻止它？”Rip喊道。 亚历山大有了一个主意。当他把手伸进背包时，他紧贴着那黏糊糊的紫色舌头蠕动着。 他猛地打开他的午餐盒。 空气中弥漫着一股酸醋味。

FWORP! Alexander jammed a triple-power-pucker pickle into one of the monster's many mouths. GACK! The purple slurper's tongues flailed like frightened snakes. MRRPHH!! The big tongue-tied monster made thirty-nine sour faces, then flopped off into the woods. "Next time, lick on somebody your own size!" Rip shouted. Nikki rushed to help Alexander to his feet. His shoes squished as he stood up.

FWORP !亚历山大把一个三倍能量的泡菜塞进了怪物的一张嘴里。 GACK !紫色的吸吮者的舌头像受惊的蛇一样摆动着。 MRRPHH ! !这个张口结舌的大怪物做了三十九张酸脸，然后扑通一声跑进了树林。 “下次，舔一个和你一样大的人！”Rip喊道。 尼基冲过去扶亚历山大站起来。 他站起来时，鞋子发出咯吱咯吱的声音。

"That was strange," said Alexander. "Slurpers normally live under dinner tables." "So why's this one in the woods?" asked Nikki. "I don't know," replied Alexander. "I just wish I could update the monster notebook." "Yeah," said Rip, "but the dumb old boss-monster swiped it." S.S.M.P. Beat-up old notebook filled with monster facts. The S.SM.P.'s super-secret weapon! Now in the claws of the horrible boss-monster (whoever she is). STOLEN! THE TERRIBLE, MYSTEROYS BOSS- MONSTER! WHO IS SHE?

“真奇怪，”亚历山大说。 “思乐乐通常住在餐桌下面。” “那这只为什么在树林里？”妮基问。 “我不知道，”亚历山大回答。 “我只希望我能更新这个怪物笔记本。” “是啊，”里普说，“但是那个愚蠢的老怪物把它偷走了。” 写满了可怕事实的破笔记本。 S.SM.P。超级秘密武器！现在在可怕的怪物魔爪下（不管她是谁）。 偷了!可怕的，神秘的老板-怪物！她是谁？