15 ONE ANGRY BOSS

CHAPTER 15 ONE ANGRY BOSS Alexander blinked. Am I supposed to feel dizzy or something? he wondered. GRORARRAAARRRR!!!! A horrible sound came from out in the woods. Rip and Nikki jumped up. So did Alexander. Alexander's dad whistled as he cut the cake. "Salamander!" said Nikki. "You could hear that monster roar?" "Yes!" said Alexander. "But how is that possible?" asked Rip. Alexander scratched his chin. "Do you think I'm a mom—" GROOAARR!!! SMASH! CRASH!

愤怒的老板亚历山大眨了眨眼睛。 我应该头晕还是怎么的？ 他想知道。GRORARRAAARRRR ! !树林里传来可怕的声音。 里普和妮基跳了起来。亚历山大也是如此。 亚历山大的爸爸一边切蛋糕一边吹着口哨。 “蝾螈！”尼基说。“你能听到怪物的吼声吗？”“是的！”亚历山大说。 “但这怎么可能呢？”瑞普问。 亚历山大挠了挠下巴。 “你以为我是妈妈吗？”粉碎!崩溃!

"Let's move, weenies!" cried Rip. "We've got a boss to battle!" The friends ran outside and tore through the woods. The three-eyed gloomp was kicking, punching, and smashing the S.S.M.P.'s caboose. "Hey! That's our headquarters!" Nikki shouted. "Not anymore!" growled the gloomp. "You destroyed my hideout, so I destroyed yours! You can't possibly defeat me now that I've busted all your monster-fighting gear!"

“我们走吧，小家伙们！” “我们有个boss要对付！”朋友们跑到外面，穿过树林。 三眼鬼正在踢、打、砸S.S.M.P.守车。 “嘿!那是我们的总部！”尼基喊道。 “不再是了！”黑影咆哮道。 “你毁了我的藏身处，所以我也毁了你的！”你不可能打败我，因为我把你所有的怪物战斗装备都弄坏了！”

"Not all our gear!" said Alexander. He held up the notebook. "If we could steal our book back from you— which is NOT a recipe book by the way— then we can do anything." "You wish!" said the gloomp. "I am going to create a new army of monsters! Before the factory collapsed, I was able to save one last bottle of this!" The boss-monster held up a glowing squeeze bottle. The sparkle glue!" said Nikki. She turned to Rip and Alexander. "We can't let her use it!" "Oh, I'll use it all right," said the boss-monster. "Right after I finally eat the three of you!" The gloomp leaned forward and licked her lips. "Who's first?"

“不是我们所有的装备！”亚历山大说。 他举起笔记本。“如果我们能把我们的书从你那里偷回来——顺便说一下，那不是一本食谱——那么我们就可以做任何事情了。” “你想得美！” “我要创造一支新的怪物军队！”在工厂倒塌之前，我还保存了最后一瓶！”怪物老板举起一个发光的挤压瓶。 闪光胶！”尼基说。 她转向里普和亚历山大。 “我们不能让她用它！”“哦，我会用它的，”怪物老板说。 “在我吃掉你们三个之后！”女妖向前倾着身子，舔着她的嘴唇。 “第一个是谁?”

"I've got this, guys!" Rip shouted. He gobbled up a cookie, transformed, and charged at the gloomp. The gloomp flicked Monster-Rip aside like a bug. "Leave Rip alone!" cried Nikki. She pulled a broken hockey stick from the caboose wreckage. She leapt toward the gloomp. But Nikki didn't swing her stick at the monster. Instead, she used it to slap-shot the squeeze bottle— ZING! —right into Alexander's hand. POW! The gloomp knocked Nikki back. "HEY!" roared the gloomp. "NO ONE STEALS FROM THE BOSS-MONSTER!" The boss-monster's long bungee-arms shot out. Alexander, Rip, and Nikki were surrounded.

“伙计们，我能行！”Rip喊道。 他狼吞虎咽地吃了一块饼干，变了个样子，向黑洞洞冲去。 闷棍像一只小虫子一样把“撕裂怪物”弹到一边。 “放开瑞普！”妮基喊道。 她从车尾残骸里拿出一根折断的曲棍球棒。 她朝阴暗的地方跳去。 但妮基并没有朝怪物挥棒。 相反，她用它拍了拍挤压瓶——轰！——就在亚历山大的手里。 战俘!黑暗把妮基吓了一跳。 “嘿！”“没人能从怪物老板那里偷东西！”boss-monster长长的蹦极臂突然伸出来。 亚历山大、里普和尼基被包围了。

The gloomp's scaly arms closed in on all sides. "Well, you're not the boss of us," said Alexander. He held the squeeze bottle over the notebook, and turned it upside down. "Salamander!" cried Nikki. "What are you doing?" "Stop!" yelled Rip. "You'll ruin the notebook!" "It's the only way!" Alexander said. He squeezed the bottle. SPLORT! Rainbow sparkle glue splattered all over the notebook.

黑影的有鳞的手臂从四面八方逼近。 “好吧，你又不是我们的老板，”亚历山大说。 他把挤压瓶举到笔记本上，把它倒过来。 “蝾螈！”妮基叫道。 “你在干什么？”“停下！”瑞普喊道。 “你会把笔记本弄坏的！”“这是唯一的办法！”亚历山大说。 他挤了挤瓶子。SPLORT !彩虹闪光胶溅了笔记本一地。