13 STERMONT EIEMENTARY

CHAPTER 13 STERMONT ELEMENTARY BATTLE STATION! Eep!" Mr. Hoarsely jumped up from beneath the principal's desk. "You're alive!" He squeezed Ms. Vanderpants. "No time for hugs," said Ms. Vanderpants. "We must activate the battle stations. Would you enter the code?" Mr. Hoarsely typed into a control panel on the desk.

第13章斯特蒙特基本战斗基地！燃灯!”沙哑先生从校长的桌子下面跳了起来。 “你还活着!”他捏了捏她。 Vanderpants。“没有时间拥抱，”她说。 Vanderpants。“我们必须启动战斗站。 请输入密码好吗？”沙哑先生在桌子上的一个控制面板上打字。

VWHOOP! VWHOOP! Screens and electronic gizmos dropped down from the ceiling. The radar map lit up with dots. Monsters appeared on every screen. That chill-billy has already destroyed the cafeteria!" cried Nikki.

VWHOOP !VWHOOP !屏幕和电子小玩意儿从天花板上掉了下来。 雷达图上亮起了点点。 每个屏幕上都出现了怪物。 那只冷比利已经把自助餐厅给毁了！”尼基叫道。

Ms. Vanderpants stepped forward. "I designed this building to fight every kind of monster." She pointed to a screen labeled GYM. "See that balloon goon?" Alexander could see a balloon goon sucking the air out of basketballs. Ms. Vanderpants held a silver bell up to a microphone. LING-A-LING-A-LING! A moment later, a forkupine spun into the room, scratching up the gym floor. "This is what I have been training him for!" said Ms. Vanderpants. The goon frowned when it saw the poky monster. The forkupine leapt onto the goon, bursting it instantly. BLAM! "Pop goes the monster!" cheered Rip. "Now find your battle station!" shouted Ms. Vanderpants.

范德帕斯走上前去。 “我设计这座建筑是为了对抗各种怪物。” 她指着一个标有“健身房”的屏幕。 “看到那个气球打手了吗？”亚历山大看见一个气球打手正在吸篮球里的气。 范德帕斯把一个银铃举到麦克风前。 LING-A-LING-A-LING !过了一会儿，一辆叉式脚踏车转了进来，刮擦着健身房的地板。 “这就是我训练他的目的！” Vanderpants。打手看到这个胖乎乎的怪物时皱起了眉头。 叉叉机跳上了那只打手，立刻把它打爆了。 简直是噩梦!“怪物来了！”里普欢呼道。 “现在找到你的战斗位置！” Vanderpants。

BATTLE STATIONS RIP 1. Planetarium light-cannon. (Not just a star show!) Blasts any monster that he's light. NIKKI 2. Gym floor-waxer. Mops up dirty, stinky monsters. MR. HOARSELY 3. In charge of snacks. MS. VANDERPANTS 4. Heavy-duty apple peeler in the kitchen. Shreds plant and veggie monsters. 5. Paint mixer in the art room. Shakes the shells of a marred monsters. 6. Laser-guided pencil sharpeners in the library. (All-purpose attack.)

战备就绪。天文馆light-cannon。 （不只是明星秀！）攻击任何他轻的怪物。 尼基2。健身房floor-waxer。擦干净又脏又臭的怪物。 沙哑先生。负责零食。 范德帕斯女士4。厨房里的强力苹果削皮机。 撕碎植物和蔬菜怪物。 5. 美术教室里的调色机。 摇动受伤怪物的壳。 6. 图书馆里的激光卷笔刀。 (通用攻击)。

"Where's my station?" asked Alexander. Ms. Vanderpants for the first time Alexander could remember laughed. "You, Mr. Bopp, are in charge. This is what you've been training for. To lead the S.S.M.P.'s biggest battle EVER!" "You'll need this, Salamander," said Nikki. She pulled the notebook from her hoodie pocket, and tossed it to her friend. Alexander's heart leapt. It felt good to have the notebook back... like a missing part of him had been returned. He flipped it open and started calling out commands to his team.

“我的位置在哪里？”亚历山大问。 在亚历山大的记忆中，范德帕斯女士第一次笑了起来。 “你，波普先生，负责。 这就是你训练的目的。 领导社会党这是有史以来最大的一场战斗！”“你会需要这个的，蝾螈，”妮基说。 她从连帽衫口袋里掏出笔记本，扔给了她的朋友。 亚历山大的心怦怦直跳。找回笔记本的感觉真好…… 就像他失去的一部分又回来了。 他把它打开，开始向他的团队发出命令。

"Rip! Blind that blinker!" "Nikki! Soak that trash-squatch!" "Ms. Vanderpants! Bash that bumble-beaver!" "Careful we've got pool sharks in the toilets! A rust-buster is swallowing saxophones in the music room! Oh, and there's a megaworm in the courtyard!" Before long, the S.S.M.P. had defeated every monster in the school.

“把!挡住那个闪光器！”“妮可!泡那个垃圾！””女士。 Vanderpants !痛打那个卑鄙的海狸！”“小心，我们的厕所里有泳池鲨鱼！”一个防锈手正在音乐室里吞萨克斯！哦，院子里有条巨虫！”不久之后，S.S.M.P. 打败了学校里所有的怪物。