9 SNOW FOOLIN

CHAPTER 9 SNOW FOOLIN' Alexander kept an eye out for monsters as he rode to school the next morning. He parked his bike, and glanced back at the hedge where he had seen the goon yesterday. RUSTE RUSTLE! Something moved! Alexander ran over. He dropped to his hands and knees, and peered into the hedge. Just some rocks, a paper cup, and a broken stick. RUSTLE! The stick wiggled. Alexander gasped. That was no ordinary stick it was an arm! The arm of a snombie!

第九章下雪的傻瓜第二天早上，亚历山大骑马去学校的时候，一直留意着有没有妖怪。 他把自行车停好，回头看了看昨天看到那个暴徒的树篱。 RUSTE沙沙作响!搬东西!亚历山大跑了过来。 他双手跪在地上，向树篱里张望。 只有一些石头，一个纸杯和一根断了的棍子。 沙沙声!那根棍子摆动着。 亚历山大气喘吁吁地说。那不是一根普通的棍子，那是一条胳膊！一个人的手臂！

SNOMBIE Throws kid-freezing snowballs RUSTLE-RUSTLE-CRUNCH! A giant snombie rose from the hedge. We melted the snombies last summer, thought Alexander. I know we did! This must be the work of the violet fungus! He squinted looking for tiny purple mushrooms on the snombie's head. But there were none. Alexander braced himself for the icy SPLAT of a snowball.

snobie扔雪球，让孩子冻得发抖！一个巨大的侏儒从树篱中升起。 亚历山大想，去年夏天我们融化了那些侏儒。 我知道我们做到了！这一定是紫罗兰菌干的！他眯着眼睛寻找睡魔头上的紫色小蘑菇。 但是没有。亚历山大准备好迎接雪球的冰点。

But instead of walloping Alexander, the big snombie rolled behind the building. Alexander was no longer afraid. He was angry. "Get back here, snombie!" he shouted. CLACK! The back door swung shut. The monster must have run inside! thought Alexander. Alexander ran through the door, into a dark hallway. There was an elevator at the end of the hall, and its doors were closing. The snombie stood inside. "Stop!" Alexander shouted. He dashed to the elevator. He stuck his arm through the doors, touching the snombie's belly. He expected his hand to freeze from the cold. But instead, the snombie felt warm and smooshy.

但这只大睡猴没有揍亚历山大，而是滚到大楼后面去了。 亚历山大不再害怕了。 他很生气。“给我回来，瞌睡虫！” 瓣!后门突然关上了。 怪物一定是跑进去了！认为亚历山大。 亚历山大跑出了门，走进了黑暗的走廊。 在大厅的尽头有一部电梯，电梯的门正在关上。 瞌睡虫站在里面。“住手!”亚历山大喊道。 他冲向电梯。 他把手伸进门里，摸着睡魔的肚子。 他以为自己的手会冻僵。 但是，睡在床上的人却感到温暖和光滑。

"Gross!" Alexander shouted, jumping back. The elevator doors slid closed. The indicator on the wall showed the elevator going up to the ninth floor. My classroom's up there! he thought. My friends could be in danger! Alexander hit the UP button. What kind of monster is warm and smooshy? he thought. He flipped through the notebook while he waited for the elevator.

“恶心!”亚历山大喊道，跳了回去。 电梯门关上了。 墙上的指示灯亮着电梯上到九楼。 我的教室在上面！他想。 我的朋友们可能有危险！亚历山大按了向上键。 什么样的怪物又温暖又柔滑？ 他想。他在等电梯的时候翻了翻笔记本。

MEANBAG comfy seat that likes to eat. DIET You! BEHAVIOR Meanbags don't mind being sat on, as long as you're watching cartoons.

MEANBAG舒适的座位，喜欢吃。 饮食你!只要你在看动画片，刻薄的人不介意被坐在身上。

KICK- KICK! Tiny meanbags are called attacky-hacky-sacks. HABITAT In front of the TV. WARNING! These guys hate commercials! As soon as an ad comes on: CHOMP-CHOMP-GULP!

踢,踢!小袋子被称为攻击性沙袋。 在电视机前。 警告!这些家伙讨厌广告！广告一出现：CHOMP-CHOMP-GULP！