4 STINK SAUCE

CHAPTER 4 STINK SAUCE Take your seats, dearies," said Dr. Tallow. "We'll begin our animal reports." Alexander sat next to a girl in a bunny shirt. "Hi, Dottie!" he said. Dottie had been around for a couple of monster battles, but she wasn't a member of the S.S.M.P at least, not yet. She gave Alexander a little wave.

第四章臭气熏天的酱汁，亲爱的，坐下吧。” 脂。“我们将开始我们的动物报道。” 亚历山大坐在一个穿兔子衬衫的女孩旁边。 “嗨，多蒂！”他说。多蒂参加过几次怪物大战，但她还不是S.S.M.P的成员，至少现在还不是。 她向亚历山大轻轻挥了挥手。

"Dottie Rogers, why don't you start us off?" said Dr. Tallow. Dottie jumped up. "Sure! But first I need something from the classroom-pet zone," she said. Dr. Tallow led Dottie to a door at the back of the room. She punched a few numbers into a keypad, and the door swung open. Dottie stepped inside. Alexander knew this room well. It was lined with cages that held every kind of classroom pet. Dr. Tallow taught animal lessons in there.

“多蒂·罗杰斯，你来开个头吧？” 脂。多蒂跳了起来。“当然!但首先我需要一些教室里的宠物，”她说。 塔洛医生把多蒂领到房间后面的一扇门前。 她在键盘上敲了几个数字，门就开了。 多蒂走了进去。亚历山大对这个房间很熟悉。 教室里摆满了笼子，里面关着教室里的各种宠物。 塔洛医生在那里教动物课。

Dottie came out cradling a white-and-brown rabbit. "My report is about the very cutest, cuddliest, fluffiest animals of ALL: bunnies!" she said. "They're super neat— and I've got the numbers to prove it!" "Excellent work," said Dr. Tallow. "Next up: Alexander Bopp." Alexander gave his report. He could tell he was talking too fast, but everyone seemed interested— especially Dr. Tallow.

多蒂抱着一只白棕色相间的兔子出来了。 她说：“我的报告是关于所有动物中最可爱、最可爱、最毛茸茸的动物：兔子！” “它们超级简洁——我有数据可以证明！”“干得好。” 脂。“下一位：亚历山大·波普” 亚历山大做了报告。 他知道自己说得太快了，但每个人似乎都很感兴趣——尤其是Dr。 脂。

"Terrific," Dr. Tallow said. "I didn't know salamanders could regrow lost legs. That could sure come in handy!" After a few more reports, it was Rip's turn. "Ladies, gentlemen, and weenies," he said to the class. "Prepare to be blown away by the Texas horned lizard!" He drew a spiky creature on the board. "This desert reptile can puff itself up," said Rip. "But that's not the coolest part... Let's say a hungry bad-guy animal is prowling around. The Texas horned lizard can protect itself by shooting blood from its eyes!" TEXAS HORNED LIZARD!

“太棒了，”塔洛医生说。 “我不知道蝾螈失去的腿可以再生。 这肯定会派上用场的！”又报道了几次之后，轮到里普了。 “女士们，先生们，还有小朋友们，”他对全班同学说。 “准备好被德州角蜥吹走吧”他在板上画了一个带刺的生物。 “这只沙漠爬行动物可以把自己吹起来，”瑞普说。 “但这还不是最酷的部分…… 假设有一只饥饿的坏动物在周围徘徊。 德克萨斯角蜥可以通过从眼睛里射血来保护自己！”德州角蜥！

Students gasped. "Yes, yes— amazing!" Rip continued. "But it gets better! The blood is mixed with stuff that makes it taste and smell super gross. Let me show you!" Rip tore open his big box. Inside was a strange hat-and-goggles set. "Howdy, y'all!" said Rip, strapping on the headgear. "I'm the Texas horned lizard." Some students shifted in their seats. "Uh-oh," Rip continued. "Here comes a hungry coyote!"

学生气喘吁吁地说。“是啊，是啊——太神奇了！”Rip继续说。 “还有更好的呢！”血液中混合了一些东西，让它尝起来和闻起来都很恶心。 让我示范给你看！”瑞普撕开了他的大盒子。 里面是一套奇怪的帽子和护目镜。 “大家好！”里普说着，戴上了帽子。 “我是德州角蜥蜴。” 一些学生在座位上动了动身子。 “哦哦，”瑞普继续说。“来了一只饥饿的土狼！”

He pulled out a crude doglike drawing and set it up on the bookcase. "Sure, Mr. Coyote, I look like a tasty snack," said Rip. "But how does THIS taste?!" GOOSH! He squeezed his squirt-soaker, blasting the coyote with red, stinky liquid. The coyote drooped. "Gross!" someone shouted. "Ew! That smells terrible!"

他拿出一张粗糙的狗画，挂在书架上。 “当然，狼先生，我看起来像美味的点心，”瑞普说。 “但是这个味道怎么样？！”眼里!他挤了挤他的喷水器，把那只土狼喷得满身通红，臭气熏天。 那只土狼耷拉着身子。“恶心！”有人喊道。 “哟!闻起来很难闻！”