16 NO BOOK OF DOOM

CHAPTER 16 NO BOOK OF DOOM The S.S.M.P. ran back into the cafeteria. They weaved between lunch tables. The super-goop rolled after them, bouncing off tables like a runaway boulder. "Make a break for the bathroom!" Rip shouted. The friends dashed into the bathroom.

第十六章没有厄运之书 跑回自助餐厅。 他们在午餐桌上来回走动。 超级粘稠的东西跟在他们后面滚来滚去，像一块失控的巨石一样从桌子上弹回来。 “去洗手间休息一下！”Rip喊道。 朋友们冲进浴室。

SPROING! The monster barreled through the bathroom door. Alexander, Nikki, and Dottie were huddled together. "Hmmm... Where's Rip? I guess I'll deal with you three first," said the super-goop. "I know just what animal will finish you off!" VLOOP! The super-goop transformed into a huge spiky creature. It began to puff itself up, nearly filling the bathroom. Alexander gasped. The Texas horned lizard! "Prepare to be poked!" shouted the monster. "And then squished!"

SPROING !怪物从浴室门冲了进来。 亚历山大、尼基和多蒂挤在一起。 “嗯…把在哪儿?我想我还是先对付你们三个吧，”超级粘稠的家伙说。 “我知道什么动物会把你干掉！”VLOOP !超级黏液变成了一个巨大的带刺生物。 它开始膨胀起来，几乎填满了浴室。 亚历山大气喘吁吁地说。德州角蜥！“准备被戳吧！”怪物喊道。 “然后被压扁了！”

KER-CLACK! Rip kicked open a stall. "Hot enough for ya, goop-for-brains?" he shouted. BAM! He hit the SAHARA DESERT button on the hand-dryer. A hot, dry whirlwind swirled around the room. "Uh-oh," said the super-goop. Then CRICK! the monster became instantly dry and hard. "Nice work, Rip!" Alexander said. He snatched his backpack from one of the creature's spikes. "Is someone playing in there?!" shouted an angry voice.

KER-CLACK !里普踢开了一个隔间。 “够热吗，笨蛋？”他喊道。 砰!他按下了烘干机上的撒哈拉沙漠按钮。 一股又热又干的旋风在房间里旋转。 “哦哦，”超级粘稠的家伙说。 然后克里克!怪物立刻变得又干又硬。 “干得好，瑞普！”亚历山大说。 他从那怪物的一根尖刺上夺过他的背包。 “有人在里面玩吗？！”一个愤怒的声音喊道。

Ms. Vanderpants marched into the bathroom. Her eyes narrowed as she looked around the room. Broken door Giant weird spiky statue Stinky, drippy Rip Kids in the school, after hours "You four. Out. Now," she said. The S.S.M.P. left their grumbling principal in the bathroom. "That was weird," said Dottie. "Yeah," said Rip. "Super weird." "Ms. Vanderpants didn't yell at us," said Dottie. "And she didn't ask about the giant baked super-goop," added Alexander.

范德帕斯大步走进浴室。 她眯起眼睛环视了一下房间。 破碎的门巨大的奇怪的尖顶雕像臭，下流的里普孩子们在学校，下班后，你们四个。 出去了。现在，”她说。的S.S.M.P. 把他们抱怨的校长丢在浴室里了。 “真奇怪，”多蒂说。 “是的，”瑞普说。“超级奇怪。” “范德帕斯女士没有对我们大喊大叫，”多蒂说。 亚历山大补充说：“她也没有问我有没有超级大的烤糊。”

"You know, Ms. Vanderpants was acting weird when I was in her office today," said Nikki. "She kept carrying big white buckets into the hall." "What was in the buckets?" asked Dottie. "Not sure," said Nikki. "But anyway, I'd take strange Principal Vanderpants over that jampire- hater Dr. Tallow any day." "Yeah, yeah," said Rip. "You were right about her." Alexander reached into his backpack for the notebook. "Uh... Guys?" he said. He shook his backpack upside down. A note fell out.

“你知道，今天我在范德帕斯女士办公室的时候，她的行为很奇怪，”尼基说。 “她总是提着白色的大桶进大厅。” “桶里装的是什么？”多蒂问。 “不确定，”妮基说。“但无论如何，我宁愿选择奇怪的范德帕斯校长，也不愿选择讨厌jampire的Dr。 任何一天都行。”“是的，是的，”瑞普说。 “你对她的看法是对的。” 亚历山大把手伸进背包里拿出笔记本。 “嗯…伙计们？”他说。他把背包倒过来甩了甩。 一个音符掉了出来。