14 OOZE THE NEW GUY

CHAPTER 14 OOZE THE NEW GUY? The two Rips growled at each other as they jerked on the backpack. "Guys!" shouted Rip-1. "That squishy glop of super-goop changed itself to look like me!" "Don't believe that phony!" said Rip-2. "I'm the real Rip!" The two Rips were punching, kicking, and fighting dirty like only a Rip could do.

第14章欺骗新人？ 两个利普斯猛拉着背包，互相怒吼着。 “伙计们！”Rip-1喊道。“那一团黏糊糊的超级粘稠物变成了我的样子！”“别相信那个骗子！”Rip-2说。 “我是真正的里普！”两个里普拳打脚踢，像只有里普才会做的那样肮脏地打斗。

Alexander, Nikki, and Dottie watched from the back of the room. "What do we do?" asked Nikki. "We blast the fake Rip," said Alexander. He grabbed Rip's stinleblaster, and strapped it on. "Stop or I'll squirt!" he shouted. Both Rips froze, mid- punch. They were each holding one strap of Alexander's backpack. "Blast him! Not me!" they said at once. Alexander looked back at Nikki and Dottie. "Ask a question that only the real Rip could answer," suggested Dottie. "What does S.S.M.P. stand for?" asked Nikki, stepping forward. "Super Secret Monster Patrol," said both Rips.

亚历山大、尼基和多蒂在房间后面看着。 “我们该怎么办？”尼基问。 “我们炸了假里普，”亚历山大说。 他抓起里普的爆破枪，把它系上。 “站住，不然我就开枪了！”他喊道。 两人都僵住了，打了一半。 他们每人拿着亚历山大背包的一条带子。 “爆炸他!不是我！”他们立刻说。 亚历山大回头看了看尼基和多蒂。 “问一个只有真正的里普才能回答的问题。”多蒂建议道。 “S.S.M.P.是什么意思？”妮基上前问道。 “超级秘密怪物巡逻队。”两个瑞普都说。

"That won't work," Alexander said. "I, um, told Dr. Tallow about the S.S.M.P." "You what?!" said Nikki. "Blast that other Rip already!" said Rip-1. "He's clearly a weenie!" "Don't blast me, Salamander!" yelled Rip-2. "You're my very best friend in the whole world!" "Aha!" said Alexander. "The real Rip would never say something so sappy." He squeezed the trigger on the stink-blaster.

“那不行，”亚历山大说。 “我跟塔洛医生说了ssmp的事。” “你什么？！”妮基说。“该死的另一个里普！”里普1说。 “他显然是个胆小鬼！”“别炸我，蝾螈！”Rip-2喊道。 “你是我在这个世界上最好的朋友！”“啊哈！”亚历山大说。 “真正的里普不会说这么多愁善感的话。” 他扣动了发臭枪的扳机。

Rip-2 let go of the backpack to block his face as Alexander soaked him with stink sauce. Thanks, dearie!" yelled Rip-1, yanking the backpack away. "Time for me to bounce!" Alexander, Nikki, and Dottie gasped. VLOOP! Rip-1 melted into a gooey blob and shot out of the classroom. It was wearing Alexander's backpack!

Rip-2松开背包挡住脸，亚历山大用臭气熏天的酱汁浸泡了他。 谢谢，亲爱的！”Rip-1喊道，猛地把背包拽走。 “我该跳了！”亚历山大、尼基和多蒂倒吸了一口气。 VLOOP !Rip-1融化成一团黏糊糊的东西，冲出了教室。 它背着亚历山大的背包！