9 Shear Madness

CHAPTER NINE SHEAR MADNESS The next morning Franny shuffled into the bathroom to brush her teeth and wash her face. But when she looked in the mirror, something was different.

第二天早上，弗兰尼慢吞吞地走进浴室，刷牙洗脸。 但当她照镜子时，却发现有些不同。

"MY HAIR!" she shrieked as she charged out of the bathroom. "Igor! What happened to my hair?" Igor didn't answer.

“我的头发！”她尖叫着冲出浴室。 “伊戈尔!我的头发怎么了？”伊戈尔没有回答。

He wasn't in his bed. He wasn't playing in the bathtub. He wasn't watching cartoons on her computer. Finally she found him tied up by a thick cluster of her own purple hair.

他不在床上。他没有在浴缸里玩。 他没有在她的电脑上看动画片。 最后，她发现他被她自己的一绺浓密的紫色头发捆住了。

"Those pigtails must have cut themselves off my head!" she shouted. Franny went to examine the bottle of growth formula. "And I'll bet they doused themselves with more of this stuff."

“那些辫子一定是从我头上剪下来的！”她喊道。 弗兰妮去检查那瓶生长配方奶粉。 “我敢打赌，他们还往自己身上浇了更多这种东西。”

Franny ran to the window and looked through her telescope. "I see them! They're in town already," she yelled. "Gosh, they're so fast! I'll never catch them on foot." She ran downstairs and found Mom watching something on the news. "Reports are coming in from all over town," Mom said. "From beauty salons and barbershops! Two strange beasts are on a rampage.

弗兰尼跑到窗前，用望远镜往外看。 “我看见他们了！”他们已经进城了。”她喊道。 “天哪，他们跑得真快！”我永远也赶不上他们的脚步。” 她跑下楼，发现妈妈正在看新闻。 “镇上到处都有报道，”妈妈说。 “从美容院和理发店！”两只奇怪的野兽正在横冲直撞。

"They say they're two large, piglike creatures that are eating everything." Franny's mom looked at her sternly. "Franny, you wouldn't know anything about this, would you?" she said.

“他们说他们是两个像猪一样的大生物，什么都吃。” 弗兰尼的妈妈严厉地看着她。 “弗兰妮，你对此一无所知，是吗？”她说。