3 Let’s Face It

CHAPTER THREE LET'S FACE IT Makeup is an interesting thing, Igor. Mom only wears it sometimes, but when she does, it's just the right amount. Look what happens when we put on a little too much."

第三章面对现实化妆是一件有趣的事情，伊戈尔。 妈妈只是偶尔戴，但当她戴的时候，数量正好。 看看我们穿得太多会发生什么。”

"Can you imagine if a clown walked out in front of an audience without enough makeup on? He would be nothing but lovely, and that would be terrible for a clown.

“你能想象如果一个小丑没有化妆就走在观众面前吗？ 他只会很可爱，这对一个小丑来说太可怕了。

"That's why I invented this," Franny said, lifting a rather dangerous-looking device. "It's my Cosmetic Bazooka. It's filled with regular old makeup, but it's all carefully measured so that with just one blast you look perfect." Franny pointed it at Igor and pulled the trigger. Igor ducked just in time, leaving a perfectly made-up face on the wall behind him. Franny giggled. "Oh, Igor, you act like I've never shot you in the face before."

“这就是我发明这个的原因，”弗兰尼说着，举起了一个看起来相当危险的装置。 “这是我的化妆火箭筒。 里面都是普通的老式化妆品，但都是经过仔细测量的，所以只要喷一下，你就会看起来完美无缺。” 弗兰尼把枪对准伊戈尔，扣下了扳机。 伊戈尔及时地躲开了，在身后的墙上留下了一张精心化妆的脸。 弗兰妮咯咯笑了。“伊戈尔，你表现得好像我从没朝你脸上开过枪似的”