11 Your Hair Is Really Messed Up

CHAPTER ELEVEN YOUR HAIR IS REALLY MESSED UP Igor wobbled around awkwardly on the high heels. He was trying to sneak up on the pig with a pair of scissors. Amazing! He must have put more formula on the shoes. That's why he's so tall, Franny thought.

But what's even more amazing, Franny said to herself, is that a dog in a pair of thirty-foot heels thinks he can sneak up on anybody. The pigtail spun around and, with a single snap, plucked Igor right out of the shoes and swallowed him whole. "NOOOO!" Franny cried. "IGOR!!!"

The distraction gave Franny just enough time to hide behind a trash can. "Igor did that to save me," Franny whispered, her eyes welling up with tears. "He would have done anything for me. He would have done anything for anybody." She watched as the pigtails sniffed the air and began shambling down the street. "They want more hair," she whispered. "No more Miss Nice Girl. These pigs need to be stopped! And I bet I know where they're headed....

"The zoo!"