2 Ouchy Couchy

CHAPTER TWO OUCHY COUCHY Franny was getting ready for school, and Igor was nowhere to be found. Franny didn't really need Igor's help to get ready, but it was a good idea to keep track of what he was up to.

弗兰妮正准备去上学，却找不到伊戈尔。 弗兰妮其实并不需要伊戈尔的帮助来准备，但跟踪他在做什么是个好主意。

She peeked around the corner and saw him watching his favorite show, Miss Wizzywozzle's Story Time. "Igor!" she yelled. "Just what do you think you're doing? You know I hate this show. And I think you'll be happier if you hate it too!" Franny grabbed the remote and pointed it at the TV.

她从角落里偷看了一眼，看见他在看他最喜欢的节目——《魔法小姐的故事时间》。 “伊戈尔！”她喊道。“你知道你在干什么吗？” 你知道我讨厌这个节目。 我想如果你也讨厌它，你会更快乐！”弗兰妮抓起遥控器，指着电视。

Igor flew through the air and grabbed Franny's arms, wrestling desperately to keep her from pointing the device at the TV. "Let go!" she yelled, and as they grappled for control, Franny pressed a button on the remote. A hot red beam shot from the device and blew a huge smoking hole in the couch, and right through the wall behind

伊戈尔飞到空中，抓住弗兰尼的胳膊，拼命扭打着，不让她把手机对准电视。 “放开我！”她喊道。当他们争夺控制权时，弗兰妮按下了遥控器上的一个按钮。 一束炽热的红光从装置中射出，在沙发上炸出一个冒着烟的大洞，直接穿过了后面的墙

it. For a moment, the two of them stared silently at the smoldering sofa. "That wasn't the TV remote was it?" she asked quietly. Igor shook his head. "I shouldn't leave things like this lying around."

它。有一会儿，他们俩默默地盯着冒烟的沙发。 “那不是电视遥控器吧？”她平静地问。 伊戈尔摇了摇头。“我不应该把这样的东西到处乱放。”

"My couch!" Mom yelled as she ran into the room. "My favorite couch! That couch went with everything. Do you know how hard it is to find a couch that goes with everything?" She looked angrily at Franny and Igor. "Who did this?" Franny's brilliant mind had already formulated a flawless explanation that would prove it was all Igor's fault.

“我的沙发!”妈妈一边跑进房间一边大叫。 “我最喜欢的沙发！那张沙发什么都配。 你知道找一个能和所有东西搭配的沙发有多难吗？”她生气地看着弗兰妮和伊戈尔。 “这是谁干的？”弗兰妮聪明的头脑已经给出了一个完美的解释，可以证明这一切都是伊戈尔的错。

Igor knew he would probably get blamed for this and he just closed his eyes and prayed. Franny's mom stood quietly, staring at Franny. Franny began to open her mouth to pin the whole thing on Igor, but when she looked into her mom's wide, honest eyes, she couldn't do it. She knew what her mom wanted.

伊戈尔知道他可能会因此受到指责，他只是闭上眼睛祈祷。 弗兰尼的妈妈静静地站着，盯着弗兰尼。 弗兰妮开始张开嘴想把整件事归罪于伊戈尔，但当她看着妈妈诚实的大眼睛时，她做不到。 她知道她妈妈想要什么。