9 Snot Something You Want to Do

CHAPTER NINE SNOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO DO Franny began putting on a special suit. "This will protect me from the various horrible juices inside a dog." Igor scowled. "No hard feelings, Igor. But if you think you stink on the outside, take a whiff of one of your disgusting dog burps sometime. This is a fantastically unbelievable voyage I'm going on, but it's no pleasure cruise in there." Igor smelled his own breath. He had to agree with Franny: He was probably even worse on the inside.

第九章不想干的事弗兰尼开始穿上一套特别的衣服。 “这将保护我免受狗体内各种可怕汁液的侵害。” Igor皱起了眉头。“别生气，伊戈尔。 但如果你觉得你的外表很臭，那就偶尔闻闻你的狗打嗝的味道吧。 这是一次令人难以置信的奇妙旅程，但这并不是一次愉快的航行。” 伊戈尔闻了闻自己的口气。 他不得不同意弗兰妮的看法：他的内心可能更糟糕。

"Here's my plan. First I'll use my Shrinkerizer to miniaturize myself. Then I want you to carefully sniff me right up your nose." Igor pointed at his mouth. "No. Not your mouth. I'm going in through your nose. I can't trust those teeth of yours. You could accidentally bite me in half." Franny pointed at a chart of Igor's body.

“这是我的计划。首先我要用我的收缩器把自己缩小。 然后我要你小心地用鼻子闻我。” 伊戈尔指着他的嘴。 “没有。不是你的嘴。我要从你的鼻子进去。 我不能相信你的牙齿。 你可能不小心把我咬成两半。” 弗兰妮指着一张伊戈尔的尸体图。

"Once inside your nose, I'll make my way down your throat to your stomach." Igor handed her a flashlight. Good thinking, Igor, but my suit is glow-in-the-dark, and that will light my way. "When I get to your stomach, I'll find the device, open it up, and deactivate it. This screwdriver is all I'll need.

“一旦进入你的鼻子，我就会顺着你的喉咙进入你的胃。” 伊戈尔递给她一个手电筒。 好主意，伊戈尔，但我的西装是夜光的，它会照亮我的路。 “当我到达你的腹部时，我会找到这个设备，打开它，然后关闭它。 我只需要这把螺丝刀。

"Now, about getting back out," Franny began. Igor looked a little nervous. "After I find the device and deactivate it, I'll call you on this walkie-talkie. Then you just lie down on your stomach, and that will make it easy for me to roll the device out like a big ball. I'll just walk right back out your nose."

“现在，关于出去的事，”弗兰尼开始说。 伊戈尔看上去有点紧张。 “等我找到那个装置并把它停用后，我会用这个对讲机给你打电话。 然后你就趴着躺下，这样我就能很容易地把这个装置像一个大球一样滚出来。 我就从你鼻子里走出来。”

Igor nodded in agreement. "Then I'll reverse the Shrinkerizer with this remote control, enlarge to my normal size, and everything will be back just fine.

伊戈尔点头表示同意。“然后我用这个遥控器把缩水机倒过来，放大到我原来的大小，一切就都恢复原样了。

"I'll also be able to watch you on this little screen on my wrist, just to make sure you're okay throughout the procedure. You can even sit here and watch your dumb TV while you wait." Igor clapped his little paws together. Franny checked her watch. There were less than forty-five minutes left. "Everything seems to be in order," she said. "What could go wrong?"

“我还可以在手腕上的这个小屏幕上监视你，以确保你在整个过程中都没事。 你甚至可以坐在这里一边等，一边看那无聊的电视。” 伊戈尔拍拍他的小爪子。 弗兰妮看了看表。还剩下不到四十五分钟。 “一切似乎都井然有序，”她说。 “会出什么问题呢？”