6 Happy Doomsday to You

CHAPTER SIX HAPPY DOOMSDAY TO YOU Over the last year or so Franny had begun to realize that the things in her lab could do terrible things if they ever fell into the wrong hands.

第六章祝你世界末日快乐在过去一年左右的时间里，弗兰妮开始意识到，她实验室里的东西一旦落入坏人之手，就会做出可怕的事情来。

She worried about some evil secret government department stealing her Permanent Wave Machine and threatening everybody on Earth with incredibly dumb-looking hairdos. Or what if a cruel alien life-form got a hold of her design for the Piranha Trike? Piranha could overrun the world in no time. And she imagined that an evil mad scientist could discover her plans for Remote-Control Underpants. With this technology he could give the entire world a gigantic mass wedgie.

她担心某个邪恶的秘密政府部门偷走了她的永久波浪机，并用令人难以置信的愚蠢发型威胁地球上的每个人。 或者如果一个残忍的外星生物得到了她设计的食人鱼三轮车怎么办？ 食人鱼很快就会在世界上横行。 她想象着一个邪恶的疯狂科学家会发现她的遥控内裤计划。 有了这项技术，他可以给整个世界一个巨大的楔子。

So, in order to protect humanity from these and countless other creations, she completed her work on the Doomsday Device. Even though it was not much bigger than a gumball, it was probably the single most powerful explosive ever created. If it ever looked like her technology was about to fall into the wrong hands, Franny could set the timer on the device and

因此，为了保护人类免受这些和无数其他造物的伤害，她完成了世界末日装置的工作。 尽管它不比口香糖大多少，但它可能是有史以来最强大的炸药。 如果她的技术有可能落入坏人之手，弗兰尼可以在设备上设置计时器，然后

blow up her lab, protecting the world from all of her inventions. What would be left of the world, anyway.

炸掉她的实验室，保护世界不受她发明的伤害。 反正这个世界还会剩下什么。