8 Cupid Is as Cupid Does

CHAPTER EIGHT CUPID IS AS CUPID DOES Franny couldn't wait to show her new valentines to her friends. Miss Shelly followed the screams. "See?" Franny said. "Cupid." Miss Shelly gasped. "I had a hard time choosing the mushy thing for him to say, but then I figured that nothing was mushier than guts." Miss Shelly was speechless. "Do you want to see the rest?" Franny asked. Miss Shelly nodded.

弗兰尼迫不及待地要把她的新情人节礼物给朋友们看。 谢利小姐跟着尖叫声。 “看到了吗?”弗兰妮说。“丘比特”。 谢利小姐倒吸了一口气。“我费了好大劲才选择让他说什么伤感的话，但后来我发现，没有什么比内脏更伤感的了。” 谢利小姐说不出话来。 “你想看剩下的吗？”弗兰妮问道。 雪莉小姐点了点头。

FRANNY'S VALENTINE VALENTINE, YOU REALLY CAUGHT MY EYE! Nice CATCH! VALENTINE, YOU'RE SWELL. I HOPE THE SWELLING GOES DOWN. VALENTINE, YOU'VE STOLEN MY HEART. NOW GIVE IT BACK.

弗兰妮的情人情人，你真的吸引了我的目光！抓得好!瓦伦丁，你真棒。 我希望消肿。 瓦伦丁，你偷走了我的心。 现在还给我。

VALENTINE, I HOPE YOU ARE PUNCTURED TO A SATISFACTORY DEGREE. YOU WON'T BE MY VALENTINE? WELL, SUTURE SELF. VALENTINE, YOU'RE SUCH A TREASURE. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE BURIED.

瓦朗蒂娜，我希望你被刺得满意。 你不愿做我的情人吗？ 好吧，缝合自我。瓦伦丁，你真是个宝贝。 也许你应该被埋葬。

"Franny," Miss Shelly said finally, "you'd better have a look at this." And she handed Franny a real valentine.

“弗兰尼，”谢利小姐最后说，“你最好看看这个。” 她递给弗兰妮一个真正的情人节礼物。